#tips4teens — Public Fediverse posts

Fix your wig.
Straighten your eyeliner.
And put your oxygen mask on first. #Tips4Teens

It’s my last week of mental health leave. I’ve been away from Neurosurgery for two months.

I am more relaxed but I’m dreading going back to a toxic work environment.

I love the pay & benefits, as it affords me to pursue my art hustle, but I don’t think I want to do this anymore. #Tips4Teens

🥵 Must I “hot girl” strut everywhere I roam? #Tips4Teens

As long as she’s happy.

But you understand now when I occasionally mention (usually when being attacked by somebody unhinged online) that I fought for everything I have & have achieved.

It’s not a struggle. It’s a bare-knuckle brawl fight. #Tips4Teens

I don’t want to be anyone’s wet blanket…

BUT

I am not going to any performative work party/parties because I think the rich people need to be nicer to the help & do more to fight fascism.

Sorry, fuck you & your party.

Stop texting me. #Tips4Teens

I’m always perplexed by people in the #BDSM community who hand-wring/whinge/throw fits about “being forced to” put content warnings on their posts on Mastodon so they run to yet another billionaire created platform to deal with that horrid bullshit.

Like, bro, do you even understand #consent?

I love having people who are different from me follow me but not everyone wants to see unsolicited wiener, erotic art, or punchedout assholes. Some people are just here for gardening pics. 🤷‍♂️ #Tips4Teens

I’ve grown so utterly tired of straight men making small talk about #sportsball with me, that I’ve started answering with as much snarling venom to watch them fall all over themselves for my utterly sadistic pleasure.

“What in the WORLD is a DODGER?!”

(Derpy scramble to save face)

It fills me with so much dark joy.
#Tips4Teens

Who the hell does Etsy think I am? #Tips4Teens

I love it when credit card companies come after you with ridiculous come-ons to spend more money after you’ve paid off your credit cards.

I don’t care if you want me to spend $4000 for extra miles on some sort of phantom trip that I’m supposed to be taking.

No. No thank you. #Tips4Teens

I was thinking back to when I joined Mastodon and there was a handful of people I denied because I didn’t think were real people.

They are.

Twitter really fucks up your brain. #Tips4Teens

I know #CalExit is some sort of Russian ploy to break up the U.S. but at this point I don’t give a flying fuck.

Given me the petition. #Tips4Teens

These porn accounts on here labeling photos found with their masturbatory fantasies & flights of fancy… 🙄

Sure, he’s a “redneck” with all those twee housewares from World Market festooning his wall behind him.

Girl, whatever gets you to your big “O”… #Tips4Teens

Just had some guy bother me at work with some QAnon level jackassery that Hitler was relo’d by the US Gov’t to Agentina after WW2 & had two kids.

So I’m going home to have a large glass of rosé… #Tips4Teens

Your AI generated porn is ugly, gross and I wish you well.

A deep, dark well.

#Tips4Teens

Can we stop with the “Dear so-n-so” posts?

I feel like this is an echo chamber here & most people agree with you so you aren’t reaching your intended audience. So if you are looking for a fight, maybe go back over to X and do that there?

Or you can just be mad & stay mad. You’re supposedly in charge of how you feel & what you put your energy into. Prune your follows maybe for a better garden or whatever. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Tips4Teens

In 2025: more gay, more lewd & produce more art than last year. #Tips4Teens

Ugh. “Afternoon-thought” 🙄

Thanks, autocorrupt. In after-thought 😏, I want to be /that/ & a morning, evening & night-thought too. #Tips4Teens

I swear if one more child scientist calls me by my last name I’m going to demand they learn to read (Left to right) or put a “Mister” before that shit.

Huge pet peeve. It’s no wonder humanity is sliding right into the shitter when people can’t even do the basics. #Tips4Teens

I had over 8000 followers on #X/ #Twitter. I sold a bunch of #art through there right up until it got all Reich-wing.

The Guardian newspaper just said goodbye to over 20 million followers, so… Y’all can stop feeding that beast & let that toxic platform die. #Tips4Teens

This lack of depth of #spirit in Americans also leads to a diminished understanding & appreciation for art, abuse of the environment, and the mistreatment of others who are different than us.

I think if we can’t change on a fundamental place individually, locally & ultimately across this nation, we are looking at dark times. We are looking at #fascism.

Collectively, there are some incredible disconnects with Americans.

Think bigger. Demand it.

#Tips4Teens

Everyone in America seems to hate people who are #spiritual. You’re either mocked or marginalized.

It’s so much easier to say you’re an observant Jew or Catholic, or even an atheist, but if you veer from these - good luck. And I think it’s a shame.

I think it really speaks to America lacking a collective, vigorous imagination, which often leads to endemic short-sidedness & never asking the governent to work for the people. And that, my friends, is a crime. #Tips4Teens

People like Robert Mapplethorpe, Tom of Finland & Keith Haring have legendary and immortal statuses built around them.

Is it so wrong to ask for a little bit of that for myself? #Tips4Teens

My week isn’t complete until I post something that makes somebody unfollow me. #Tips4Teens

Dr. Appointment: My numbers are great, except cholesterol & my sugars are climbing.

I need to stop nervous/stress eating/eating my feelings & lose 15 pounds & start statins.

I’m just one intestinal parasite away from my ideal weight.
#Tips4Teens

How am I doing?

I have to buy $2000 in lab equipment today (for somebody I support) in Oracle.

I can’t even get my Wacom tablet to work on my iMac, how the 🤬 do you think I’m going to navigate that giant steaming wreck of an interface? 😅😭😡🤢

I fucking violently hate Oracle. #Tips4Teens

You know, would it kill some #artists to show a little #grace when you compliment them on a particularly wonderful piece they did? Just say thank you. You aren’t going to die by saying it. For those artists who actually respond to a complement - thank you. Keep it up. #Tips4Teens