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And A #Monopoly Game That's Missing All The Money.

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(Outro)
On the twelfth day of Hasbro, my true love gave to me,
Twelve CEOs quitting, as the company hit a tragic spree.

(Chorus)
Eleven Barbies milking, layoffs by the score,
Ten Disney princesses, all in bankruptcy,
Nine Marvel figures, missing limbs, it seems,
Eight Star Wars figures, all from Episode III,
Seven hungry hippos, diet spree,
Six D&D dice, made of candy,
Five foiled cards from Magic, all just land, you see,
Four Uno cards, all blank as they could be,
Three Jenga blocks, tower missing seventy,
Two scrabble tiles, both the letter 'E',
And a Monopoly game that's missing all the money.

Note: This song is a satirical and fictional piece, and any resemblance to real events is coincidental.

Full Text: https://pastebin.com/EhF6ueAm

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