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Waymo recalls 3,800 robotaxis after one drove itself into a flood https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/waymo-recalls-3800-cars-over-flooded-roads-software-snafu/5240594 #theRegister #AiMl

Waymo recalls 3,800 robotaxis after one drove itself into a flood https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/waymo-recalls-3800-cars-over-flooded-roads-software-snafu/5240594 #theRegister #AiMl

AI models are getting better at replacing cybersecurity pros on certain tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/ai-models-are-getting-better-at-replacing-cybersecurity-pros-on-certain-tasks/5240065 #theRegister #AiMl

AI models are getting better at replacing cybersecurity pros on certain tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/ai-models-are-getting-better-at-replacing-cybersecurity-pros-on-certain-tasks/5240065 #theRegister #AiMl

Anthropic butts in to small business, promises help with payroll and other core tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/anthropic-butts-in-to-small-business-promises-help-with-payroll-and-other-core-tasks/5239967 #theRegister #AiMl

Anthropic butts in to small business, promises help with payroll and other core tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/anthropic-butts-in-to-small-business-promises-help-with-payroll-and-other-core-tasks/5239967 #theRegister #AiMl

See through local AI lies with Irish eyes https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/see-through-local-ai-lies-with-irish-eyes/5239911 #theRegister #AiMl

See through local AI lies with Irish eyes https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/see-through-local-ai-lies-with-irish-eyes/5239911 #theRegister #AiMl

Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800 #theRegister #AiMl

Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800 #theRegister #AiMl

Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800 #theRegister #AiMl

Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800 #theRegister #AiMl

Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800 #theRegister #AiMl

SAP U-turn brings AI features to ECC and on-prem S/4HANA https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/sap-u-turn-brings-ai-features-to-ecc-and-on-prem-s/4hana/5239040 #theRegister #AiMl

SAP U-turn brings AI features to ECC and on-prem S/4HANA https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/sap-u-turn-brings-ai-features-to-ecc-and-on-prem-s/4hana/5239040 #theRegister #AiMl

AI will soon be capable of telling convincing lies https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-will-soon-be-capable-of-telling-convincing-lies/5239349 #theRegister #AiMl

AI will soon be capable of telling convincing lies https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-will-soon-be-capable-of-telling-convincing-lies/5239349 #theRegister #AiMl

Execs admit AI makes them value human workers less https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/execs-admit-ai-makes-them-value-human-workers-less/5239201 #theRegister #AiMl

Execs admit AI makes them value human workers less https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/execs-admit-ai-makes-them-value-human-workers-less/5239201 #theRegister #AiMl

Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/google-users-fight-for-refunds-as-unauthorized-api-usage-bills-soar/5239160 #theRegister #AiMl

Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/google-users-fight-for-refunds-as-unauthorized-api-usage-bills-soar/5239160 #theRegister #AiMl

Hollywood A-listers back proposed standard that would pay them when AI uses their likeness or work https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/12/actors-new-spec-aims-to-defeat-attack-of-the-ai-clones/5239115 #theRegister #AiMl

Hollywood A-listers back proposed standard that would pay them when AI uses their likeness or work https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/12/actors-new-spec-aims-to-defeat-attack-of-the-ai-clones/5239115 #theRegister #AiMl

Frontier AI safety tests may be creating the very risks they're meant to stop https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/12/frontier-ai-safety-tests-may-be-creating-the-very-risks-theyre-meant-to-stop/5238734 #theRegister #AiMl

Frontier AI safety tests may be creating the very risks they're meant to stop https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/12/frontier-ai-safety-tests-may-be-creating-the-very-risks-theyre-meant-to-stop/5238734 #theRegister #AiMl

Microsoft researchers find AI models and agents can't handle long-running tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/microsoft-researchers-find-ai-models-and-agents-cant-handle-long-running-tasks/5238263 #theRegister #AiMl

Microsoft researchers find AI models and agents can't handle long-running tasks https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/microsoft-researchers-find-ai-models-and-agents-cant-handle-long-running-tasks/5238263 #theRegister #AiMl

OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/openai-buys-ai-consultancy-to-sell-enterprises-on-its-models/5238213 #theRegister #AiMl

OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/openai-buys-ai-consultancy-to-sell-enterprises-on-its-models/5238213 #theRegister #AiMl

OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/openai-buys-ai-consultancy-to-sell-enterprises-on-its-models/5238213 #theRegister #AiMl

OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/openai-buys-ai-consultancy-to-sell-enterprises-on-its-models/5238213 #theRegister #AiMl

OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/11/openai-buys-ai-consultancy-to-sell-enterprises-on-its-models/5238213 #theRegister #AiMl

#TheRegister:
"
SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway
"
".. upper stage of the Falcon 9 rocket used to launch the Blue Ghost and Hakuto-R lunar lander is set to have its own close encounter with the Moon .. projected the August 5 impact. .."

https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/01/spacex_debris_landing/

1.5.2026

#debris #Falcon9 #Mond #moon #Raumfahrt #SpaceFlight #SpaceJunk #SpaceX #Weltraummüll #Weltraumschrott

🚀 Oh, joy! #SpaceX is gracing the #Moon with a "special delivery"—a random piece of rocket debris. 🌕 Too bad "The Register" is too busy being a hypersensitive robot to actually tell us anything. 🤖🙄
https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/01/spacex_debris_landing/ #Delivery #rocketdebris #TheRegister #spaceexploration #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, The Register—so exclusive even their articles are off-limits! 🚫🤖 Seems like their server threw a tantrum and said, "No updates for you, peasant!" Guess it's a real "Czech mate" when you can't even read about your own tech woes. 🤷‍♂️🍏
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/12/ios_passcode_bug/ #TheRegister #CzechMate #TechWoes #ServerIssues #ExclusiveArticles #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Ah, The Register, where getting blocked by a robot feels like a feature, not a bug. Apparently, South Korea's mobile data utopia remains a mythical tale, while we mere mortals are left deciphering 403 errors like cryptic hieroglyphs. 🤖📵
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/south_korea_data_access_universal/ #TheRegister #SouthKorea #MobileData #403Errors #TechHumor #RobotBlock #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: Big Brother finally finds #Linux and wants it to babysit your kids before letting them play #Minesweeper. 😂 Meanwhile, The Register decides that the best way to report this is by blocking half the internet with a 403 error. 🤖 Clearly, they're too busy being tickled by bots to write actual articles.
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/opinion_os_verification/ #BigBrother #TheRegister #403Error #BotHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: Big Brother finally finds #Linux and wants it to babysit your kids before letting them play #Minesweeper. 😂 Meanwhile, The Register decides that the best way to report this is by blocking half the internet with a 403 error. 🤖 Clearly, they're too busy being tickled by bots to write actual articles.
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/opinion_os_verification/ #BigBrother #TheRegister #403Error #BotHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: Big Brother finally finds #Linux and wants it to babysit your kids before letting them play #Minesweeper. 😂 Meanwhile, The Register decides that the best way to report this is by blocking half the internet with a 403 error. 🤖 Clearly, they're too busy being tickled by bots to write actual articles.
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/opinion_os_verification/ #BigBrother #TheRegister #403Error #BotHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 BREAKING: Big Brother finally finds #Linux and wants it to babysit your kids before letting them play #Minesweeper. 😂 Meanwhile, The Register decides that the best way to report this is by blocking half the internet with a 403 error. 🤖 Clearly, they're too busy being tickled by bots to write actual articles.
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/opinion_os_verification/ #BigBrother #TheRegister #403Error #BotHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Oh, #Ireland, how adorable! Thinking you can give your cops #spyware to crack encrypted messages. 😂 But wait, The Register's robot overlords won't even let us read the details. Maybe they should lend Ireland some digital training #wheels while they're at it! 🤖💥
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/21/ireland_wants_to_give_police/ #DigitalTraining #HackingNews #TheRegister #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

😆 Oh look, the West Midlands police chief is out because their AI apparently mistook reality for a sci-fi film. Meanwhile, The Register's site insists on playing hide-and-seek with readers, offering a 403 error as a consolation prize. 🎭📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/19/copper_chief_cops_it_after/ #WestMidlandsPolice #AIFails #TheRegister #403Error #SciFiReality #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated

😂🔒 Oh no! The tech world is in #chaos as #Microsoft dares to close yet another loophole! Meanwhile, The Register's sensors are so sensitive that even trying to read this earth-shattering "news" results in a digital restraining order. 📵🙄
https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/07/windows_11_local_account_loophole/ #technews #loophole #digitalrestrainingorder #TheRegister #humor #HackerNews #ngated

😂🔒 Oh no! The tech world is in #chaos as #Microsoft dares to close yet another loophole! Meanwhile, The Register's sensors are so sensitive that even trying to read this earth-shattering "news" results in a digital restraining order. 📵🙄
https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/07/windows_11_local_account_loophole/ #technews #loophole #digitalrestrainingorder #TheRegister #humor #HackerNews #ngated

😂🔒 Oh no! The tech world is in #chaos as #Microsoft dares to close yet another loophole! Meanwhile, The Register's sensors are so sensitive that even trying to read this earth-shattering "news" results in a digital restraining order. 📵🙄
https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/07/windows_11_local_account_loophole/ #technews #loophole #digitalrestrainingorder #TheRegister #humor #HackerNews #ngated