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Jon Larsen says all the fucks I might in a week at #TheFuckingNews, so I don't have to. 20 min daily some scientists say[1] is effective immunization for 24hrs against cravings to spend more time swearing at, the fucking news.

Today's fulmination[2] was high on the NFF scale†, as everyone agrees‡ —
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(hat tip #dailykos 2003)
† ratio of fucks to not fucks
‡ except solipsists
[1] Me, BSc Chem Hons1, 1996
[2] The Fucking News #votefucknoice https://tinyurl.com/TFN260130

And to make matter worse, The Fucking News has just come on to interrupt the funky soul groove.

#TheFuckingNews #UkTheFuckingNewsScene

From The Fucking News: Even I, a devout atheist, know that whoever wrote The Bible wrote that Jesus said, “Love your neighbor as you love yourself,” and that “neighbor” in that context meant all the goddam fucking people.

@thefuckingnews #TFN #TheFuckingNews

Judge Just Fucking Says It: Trump Is Breaking The Law 🔨 - #theFuckingNews #WhiteHouse #USDistrictJudge #Trump #Musk #Unlawful #JudgeJohnMcConnell

#trump #tariffs #thefuckingnews #substack

If you are in SubStack you should check “ The Fucking News “ they are hilarious;

“ Prior to the election, Trump supporters appeared to suffer under the delusion that tariffs just magically, painlessly generated money. MAGAites discussed Trump’s proposed tariffs of 10% 20% whatever-the-fuck% as if they were paid by the Chinese and Mexican governments and said governments would simply absorb the cost.” https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/christmas-miracle-america-learns?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios

It's Monday, so Jonathan Larsen joins us with #TheFuckingNews (http://thefuckingnews.substack.com). Listen live 5ET/2PT https://nicolesandler.com, https://youtu.be/DOlP-5xj3aw

Damn, it's Monday already. Lucky for us Jonathan Larsen joins me Mondays to bring us #TheFuckingNews from thefuckingnews.substack.com! 5ET/2PT http://nicolesandler.com/listen-live, progressivevoices.com, https://youtu.be/Ba1yck9sgQw