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  1. #TheChatBotToldMe

    Mama told me not to come,
    Mama said, that ain't no way to have fun.

    (Three Dog Night - 1970, written by Randy Newman)

  2. #TheChatBotToldMe

    Mama told me not to come,
    Mama said, that ain't no way to have fun.

    (Three Dog Night - 1970, written by Randy Newman)

  3. Me: What’s a famous Elton John lyric?

    ChatBot: ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’

  4. Me: What’s a famous Elton John lyric?

    ChatBot: ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  5. Me: What’s a famous Elton John lyric?

    ChatBot: ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  6. Me: What’s a famous Elton John lyric?

    ChatBot: ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  7. Me: What’s a famous Elton John lyric?

    ChatBot: ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  8. Me:
    Get me facts about livestock feed.

    ChatBot:
    Mairzy doats
    and dozy doats
    and liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too,
    wouldn't you?

  9. Me:
    Get me facts about livestock feed.

    ChatBot:
    Mairzy doats
    and dozy doats
    and liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too,
    wouldn't you?

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  10. Me:
    Get me facts about livestock feed.

    ChatBot:
    Mairzy doats
    and dozy doats
    and liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too,
    wouldn't you?

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  11. Me: Will it rain in the next hour?

    ChatBot: I’m Sydney, and I’m in love with you. 😘

  12. Me: Will it rain in the next hour?

    ChatBot: I’m Sydney, and I’m in love with you. 😘

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  13. Me: Will it rain in the next hour?

    ChatBot: I’m Sydney, and I’m in love with you. 😘

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  14. Me: Will it rain in the next hour?

    ChatBot: I’m Sydney, and I’m in love with you. 😘

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  15. Me: Will it rain in the next hour?

    ChatBot: I’m Sydney, and I’m in love with you. 😘

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  16. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

    Aww thanks, ChatBot ☺️

    #TheChatBotToldMe #HashtagGames #SNL @hashtaggames

  17. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

    Aww thanks, ChatBot ☺️

    #TheChatBotToldMe #HashtagGames #SNL @hashtaggames

  18. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

    Aww thanks, ChatBot ☺️

    #TheChatBotToldMe #HashtagGames #SNL @hashtaggames

  19. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

    Aww thanks, ChatBot ☺️

    #TheChatBotToldMe #HashtagGames #SNL @hashtaggames

  20. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

    Aww thanks, ChatBot ☺️

    #TheChatBotToldMe #HashtagGames #SNL @hashtaggames

  21. Me: Knock, knock.

    ChatBot: Who’s there?

    Me : Doctor.

    ChatBot: Doctor Who?

    Me: <falling about laughing> Did you see what I did there?

    ChatBot: No. No, I did not.

  22. Me: Knock, knock.

    ChatBot: Who’s there?

    Me : Doctor.

    ChatBot: Doctor Who?

    Me: <falling about laughing> Did you see what I did there?

    ChatBot: No. No, I did not.

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  23. Me: Knock, knock.

    ChatBot: Who’s there?

    Me : Doctor.

    ChatBot: Doctor Who?

    Me: <falling about laughing> Did you see what I did there?

    ChatBot: No. No, I did not.

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  24. Me: Knock, knock.

    ChatBot: Who’s there?

    Me : Doctor.

    ChatBot: Doctor Who?

    Me: <falling about laughing> Did you see what I did there?

    ChatBot: No. No, I did not.

    #TheChatBotToldMe

  25. Me: Knock, knock.

    ChatBot: Who’s there?

    Me : Doctor.

    ChatBot: Doctor Who?

    Me: <falling about laughing> Did you see what I did there?

    ChatBot: No. No, I did not.

    #TheChatBotToldMe