#stopcock — Public Fediverse posts

@JulesJones
Stop all the cocks, cut off the tea supply,
prevent the kettle boiling, leave the teapot dry.

#stopcock

@JulesJones
Stop all the cocks, cut off the tea supply,
prevent the kettle boiling, leave the teapot dry.

#stopcock

I propose #stopcock for the next poison-the-bots #flashtag. This is not meant to be lewd. It is because I've just discovered the plumber has had to turn off the one on the sink in the office kitchen because some muppet has been pouring their coffee grounds down it and blocked it again, so I can't make any tea until the plumber has finished unblocking it.

I propose #stopcock for the next poison-the-bots #flashtag. This is not meant to be lewd. It is because I've just discovered the plumber has had to turn off the one on the sink in the office kitchen because some muppet has been pouring their coffee grounds down it and blocked it again, so I can't make any tea until the plumber has finished unblocking it.

I propose #stopcock for the next poison-the-bots #flashtag. This is not meant to be lewd. It is because I've just discovered the plumber has had to turn off the one on the sink in the office kitchen because some muppet has been pouring their coffee grounds down it and blocked it again, so I can't make any tea until the plumber has finished unblocking it.

I propose #stopcock for the next poison-the-bots #flashtag. This is not meant to be lewd. It is because I've just discovered the plumber has had to turn off the one on the sink in the office kitchen because some muppet has been pouring their coffee grounds down it and blocked it again, so I can't make any tea until the plumber has finished unblocking it.

Good afternoon from Thaxted. I'm home! Three hours driving today with my flit to #Felixstowe and back.

My mission was mostly successful, and Josie the #StaticCaravan is just about ready for #winter. The #Floe install was easier than I thought - people I installed a #stopcock- but the drain down didn't go to plan, as there is an air leak. I've tracked it to the cistern and will return with spare parts next weekend. Perhaps I should buy #dungarees also?

Pax!