#starfinder2e — Public Fediverse posts

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Envoy: "I want to leave them a gift before we leave"
Player: "Here's a copy of the internet"
Envoy: "No, that's a curse"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
The good news: we got rid of the warmonger and the daemon infection in one foul swoop
The bad news: a warmonger now has a daemon engine
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Stop giving the benefit of the doubt, I want to believe they're idiots #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: We're bluffing the big bad of the current arc with foreign languages: "We the lizards grant you power" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: They're putting daemons into the water that's turning the monkeys anxious #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Naughty Coshyco get put into the monkey wiggler to pay for their crimes #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "You better settle down young lady, or I'll turn this pyramid around" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "We're basically subsidising fuel with human souls" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
GM: "I'm going to need to you make a Will check because you're basically flying a pyramid"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
GM: "You suspect that the disteadaemon was not the god in question, it was in fact a delicious mountain dew" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: It turns out, having blood sacrifices to keep your floating temple aloft, is literally the height of decadence #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: The best part about the dubious knowledge feat is that when someone else succeeds the check with me, I'm basically asking the GM to make up crazy shit for me #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Witchwarper to a creature that's failed its cast of hydraulic push: "*This* is how you cast hydraulic push"
*Misses*
Witchwarper: "That didn't happen"
*Uses a hero point gets a crit*
Solarian: "Since we are trolling"
*Cast's blackhole to pull it back*
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Vlaka Envoy successfully Threatening a Fetid Water Daemon: "I have the best olfactory senses here, and you stink!" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Our roomba threatens the daemonic homunculi with a clean time #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: If the mechanic puts a shoving protocol onto their drone, does that mean it has shovelware? #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Not feeling good, or hardly feeling #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: We don't complain that we don't get the exact angle we want for the shove, considering it's already perpendicular to the charge #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Dis Tea Daemon better fill up my cup #TTRPG

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Tonight in #Starfinder2e: If an invisible cacodaemon bleeds to death in a dungeon, and no player can see it, do they still get XP? #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
GM expediting the finishing blow: "You are going to deal 1 damage to take it out"
Solarian: "No, I'm going to do so much"
Solarian then rolls a 1 on his d8
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "Step aside giant bearman, I the lawyer am going to break down the door" #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Blind Envoy: "But if there's a map, we'll need to check the room"
Witchwarper: "Can you hear a map with you sonar ears of yours?"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: I kill something that turned invisible and fled thanks to persistent bleed damage #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: The last Cacodaemon #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: If you push a button on the singing spear, it begins vibrating and emanating a noise #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: You must make a 17 Fortitude save or catch cocomelon #TTRPG