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  1. There are no pants like snow pants
    (to the tune of "There's no business like show business")

    There are no pants like snow pants
    Like no pants that I know
    Everything about them is unappealing
    They're everything you need to run the snow plow
    Wearing them gives you an uncomfortable feeling
    But remember that it's freezing
    So just ignore them for now
    There's no sadder people like cold people
    It hurts to smile when it's 20 below
    It's a cold night and your wife left with the car
    And your friends are down at the bar
    In jeans you won't get very far
    So get those pants even if you don't know where they are
    And then get out there in the snow!

    #snowpants

  2. I think it would be useful for me to get #flannel-lined #jeans for warmth in the #winter as I prefer to wear jeans when I go anywhere, even when it's cold (but I'll wear #snowpants if it's way too cold). Only problem is I don't think stores nearby sell any with #plaid (I don't like solid-color linings) and I wouldn't know if I'd like something without at least touching it before buying. #Wrangler's selection is tiny, and I usually get jeans from them.