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  1. “Mortal Kombat II”: Another Chosen One Inserts Fifty Cents

    Previously on Mortal Kombat: I'm not a deeply invested fan -- even "fan" might be an overstatement -- but I've dabbled in the franchise. Back in my fast-food management days, after closing time a friend and I would hang out at a local 24-hour grocery that had a Mortal Kombat II cabinet by the front doors. Their overnight crew ignored us while we virtually whaled on each other for a while. I learned the moves for Liu Kang and Jax, just barely enough to get by, but I was never a serious threat. Years later I saw the first live-action MK film on VHS -– Paul W.S. Anderson’s primitive directorial debut that should’ve been irredeemably terrible. It bunny-hopped over the low bar of "better than most direct-to-video martial-arts schlock" for its time. I may have even laughed once or twice at intentionally funny parts. Obviously one game plus one B-movie doesn't quite add up to MK geek-cred. I didn't bother with TV-commercial director Simon McQuoid's 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot in its COVID-era release. Reviews weren't encouraging, but audiences -- not at the American box office, but somewhere out there -- apparently plunked down just enough quarters to continue the game anyway. I would've ignored Mortal Kombat II just as hard if the trailers hadn't thrown in a new, confusing element that begged the question: what is Karl Urban doing in there? Curiosity got the best of me. I even prepped for the occasion by watching the last film (streaming on Max), mostly regretted it, and committed to letting the sequel pummel me on the big screen, for better or worse. Really, though: Karl Urban? Eomer? Billy Butcher? Skurge? Dr. McCoy? Judge Dredd? THAT Karl Urban? […]

    midlifecrisiscrossover.com/202

  2. “Mortal Kombat II”: Another Chosen One Inserts Fifty Cents

    Previously on Mortal Kombat: I'm not a deeply invested fan -- even "fan" might be an overstatement -- but I've dabbled in the franchise. Back in my fast-food management days, after closing time a friend and I would hang out at a local 24-hour grocery that had a Mortal Kombat II cabinet by the front doors. Their overnight crew ignored us while we virtually whaled on each other for a while. I learned the moves for Liu Kang and Jax, just barely enough to get by, but I was never a serious threat. Years later I saw the first live-action MK film on VHS -– Paul W.S. Anderson’s primitive directorial debut that should’ve been irredeemably terrible. It bunny-hopped over the low bar of "better than most direct-to-video martial-arts schlock" for its time. I may have even laughed once or twice at intentionally funny parts. Obviously one game plus one B-movie doesn't quite add up to MK geek-cred. I didn't bother with TV-commercial director Simon McQuoid's 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot in its COVID-era release. Reviews weren't encouraging, but audiences -- not at the American box office, but somewhere out there -- apparently plunked down just enough quarters to continue the game anyway. I would've ignored Mortal Kombat II just as hard if the trailers hadn't thrown in a new, confusing element that begged the question: what is Karl Urban doing in there? Curiosity got the best of me. I even prepped for the occasion by watching the last film (streaming on Max), mostly regretted it, and committed to letting the sequel pummel me on the big screen, for better or worse. Really, though: Karl Urban? Eomer? Billy Butcher? Skurge? Dr. McCoy? Judge Dredd? THAT Karl Urban? […]

    midlifecrisiscrossover.com/202

  3. “Mortal Kombat II”: Another Chosen One Inserts Fifty Cents

    Previously on Mortal Kombat: I'm not a deeply invested fan -- even "fan" might be an overstatement -- but I've dabbled in the franchise. Back in my fast-food management days, after closing time a friend and I would hang out at a local 24-hour grocery that had a Mortal Kombat II cabinet by the front doors. Their overnight crew ignored us while we virtually whaled on each other for a while. I learned the moves for Liu Kang and Jax, just barely enough to get by, but I was never a serious threat. Years later I saw the first live-action MK film on VHS -– Paul W.S. Anderson’s primitive directorial debut that should’ve been irredeemably terrible. It bunny-hopped over the low bar of "better than most direct-to-video martial-arts schlock" for its time. I may have even laughed once or twice at intentionally funny parts. Obviously one game plus one B-movie doesn't quite add up to MK geek-cred. I didn't bother with TV-commercial director Simon McQuoid's 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot in its COVID-era release. Reviews weren't encouraging, but audiences -- not at the American box office, but somewhere out there -- apparently plunked down just enough quarters to continue the game anyway. I would've ignored Mortal Kombat II just as hard if the trailers hadn't thrown in a new, confusing element that begged the question: what is Karl Urban doing in there? Curiosity got the best of me. I even prepped for the occasion by watching the last film (streaming on Max), mostly regretted it, and committed to letting the sequel pummel me on the big screen, for better or worse. Really, though: Karl Urban? Eomer? Billy Butcher? Skurge? Dr. McCoy? Judge Dredd? THAT Karl Urban? […]

    midlifecrisiscrossover.com/202

  4. “Mortal Kombat II”: Another Chosen One Inserts Fifty Cents

    Previously on Mortal Kombat: I'm not a deeply invested fan -- even "fan" might be an overstatement -- but I've dabbled in the franchise. Back in my fast-food management days, after closing time a friend and I would hang out at a local 24-hour grocery that had a Mortal Kombat II cabinet by the front doors. Their overnight crew ignored us while we virtually whaled on each other for a while. I learned the moves for Liu Kang and Jax, just barely enough to get by, but I was never a serious threat. Years later I saw the first live-action MK film on VHS -– Paul W.S. Anderson’s primitive directorial debut that should’ve been irredeemably terrible. It bunny-hopped over the low bar of "better than most direct-to-video martial-arts schlock" for its time. I may have even laughed once or twice at intentionally funny parts. Obviously one game plus one B-movie doesn't quite add up to MK geek-cred. I didn't bother with TV-commercial director Simon McQuoid's 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot in its COVID-era release. Reviews weren't encouraging, but audiences -- not at the American box office, but somewhere out there -- apparently plunked down just enough quarters to continue the game anyway. I would've ignored Mortal Kombat II just as hard if the trailers hadn't thrown in a new, confusing element that begged the question: what is Karl Urban doing in there? Curiosity got the best of me. I even prepped for the occasion by watching the last film (streaming on Max), mostly regretted it, and committed to letting the sequel pummel me on the big screen, for better or worse. Really, though: Karl Urban? Eomer? Billy Butcher? Skurge? Dr. McCoy? Judge Dredd? THAT Karl Urban? […]

    midlifecrisiscrossover.com/202

  5. “Mortal Kombat II”: Another Chosen One Inserts Fifty Cents

    Previously on Mortal Kombat: I'm not a deeply invested fan -- even "fan" might be an overstatement -- but I've dabbled in the franchise. Back in my fast-food management days, after closing time a friend and I would hang out at a local 24-hour grocery that had a Mortal Kombat II cabinet by the front doors. Their overnight crew ignored us while we virtually whaled on each other for a while. I learned the moves for Liu Kang and Jax, just barely enough to get by, but I was never a serious threat. Years later I saw the first live-action MK film on VHS -– Paul W.S. Anderson’s primitive directorial debut that should’ve been irredeemably terrible. It bunny-hopped over the low bar of "better than most direct-to-video martial-arts schlock" for its time. I may have even laughed once or twice at intentionally funny parts. Obviously one game plus one B-movie doesn't quite add up to MK geek-cred. I didn't bother with TV-commercial director Simon McQuoid's 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot in its COVID-era release. Reviews weren't encouraging, but audiences -- not at the American box office, but somewhere out there -- apparently plunked down just enough quarters to continue the game anyway. I would've ignored Mortal Kombat II just as hard if the trailers hadn't thrown in a new, confusing element that begged the question: what is Karl Urban doing in there? Curiosity got the best of me. I even prepped for the occasion by watching the last film (streaming on Max), mostly regretted it, and committed to letting the sequel pummel me on the big screen, for better or worse. Really, though: Karl Urban? Eomer? Billy Butcher? Skurge? Dr. McCoy? Judge Dredd? THAT Karl Urban? […]

    midlifecrisiscrossover.com/202

  6. ‘Mortal Kombat II’: Inside the Baraka Fight Scene, Ending

    In the fall of 2021, just weeks after Mortal Kombat opened in theaters, director Simon McQuoid created a…
    #NewsBeep #News #Movies #AU #Australia #Entertainment #MortalKombatII #SimonMcQuoid
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  7. ‘Mortal Kombat II’: Inside the Baraka Fight Scene, Ending

    In the fall of 2021, just weeks after Mortal Kombat opened in theaters, director Simon McQuoid created a…
    #NewsBeep #News #Movies #AU #Australia #Entertainment #MortalKombatII #SimonMcQuoid
    newsbeep.com/au/671497/

  8. Shokan Scarcity: Goro's Absence Fuels Fan Discontent in Latest Kombat

    Fans are unhappy that the character Goro is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie released May 8, 2026. This is a big change for the series.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid

    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  9. Shokan Scarcity: Goro's Absence Fuels Fan Discontent in Latest Kombat

    Fans are unhappy that the character Goro is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie released May 8, 2026. This is a big change for the series.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid

    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  10. Shokan Scarcity: Goro's Absence Fuels Fan Discontent in Latest Kombat

    Fans are unhappy that the character Goro is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie released May 8, 2026. This is a big change for the series.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid

    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  11. Shokan Scarcity: Goro's Absence Fuels Fan Discontent in Latest Kombat

    Fans are unhappy that the character Goro is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie released May 8, 2026. This is a big change for the series.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid

    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  12. Shokan Scarcity: Goro's Absence Fuels Fan Discontent in Latest Kombat

    Fans are unhappy that the character Goro is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie released May 8, 2026. This is a big change for the series.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid

    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  13. Fans are very unhappy that Goro, a famous character from the Mortal Kombat games, is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie. This is the second time he has been left out of recent games and movies.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid
    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  14. Fans are very unhappy that Goro, a famous character from the Mortal Kombat games, is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie. This is the second time he has been left out of recent games and movies.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid
    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  15. Fans are very unhappy that Goro, a famous character from the Mortal Kombat games, is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie. This is the second time he has been left out of recent games and movies.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid
    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  16. Fans are very unhappy that Goro, a famous character from the Mortal Kombat games, is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie. This is the second time he has been left out of recent games and movies.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid
    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  17. Fans are very unhappy that Goro, a famous character from the Mortal Kombat games, is not in the new Mortal Kombat 2 movie. This is the second time he has been left out of recent games and movies.

    #MortalKombat2, #GoroMissing, #MortalKombatFans, #MovieNews, #SimonMcQuoid
    newsletter.tf/mortal-kombat-2-

  18. Johnny Cage just entered the arena and the Mortal Kombat 2 Red Band Trailer is pure fatality fuel! Karl Urban steals the show in this gory new look dropping May 8.

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    #MortalKombatII #KarlUrban #SimonMcQuoid #JohnnyCage #ShaoKahn #CinemaCon2026

  19. Johnny Cage just entered the arena and the Mortal Kombat 2 Red Band Trailer is pure fatality fuel! Karl Urban steals the show in this gory new look dropping May 8.

    theomenmedia.com/post/mortal-k

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    #MortalKombatII #KarlUrban #SimonMcQuoid #JohnnyCage #ShaoKahn #CinemaCon2026

  20. Movie TV Tech Geeks #Exclusives #MortalKombatII #SimonMcQuoid #NYCC ‘Mortal Kombat 2’ Star Reveals the Secret to Shao Kahn’s Intimidating Presence [Exclusive] dlvr.it/TNk2SK

  21. Karl Urban Unleashes Fury as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat 2 Teaser

    Mortal Kombat 2: Karl Urban Unleashes Johnny Cage in New Teaser
    Get ready for brutal fights and epic fatalities. Warner Bros. Pictures has dropped the first teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat 2, confirming the return of Earthrealm’s mightiest warriors and introducing Karl Urban as Johnny Cage....

    #JohnnyCage #KarlUrban #MortalKombat #MortalKombat2 #SimonMcQuoid #WarnerBrosPictures

  22. Karl Urban Unleashes Fury as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat 2 Teaser

    Mortal Kombat 2: Karl Urban Unleashes Johnny Cage in New Teaser
    Get ready for brutal fights and epic fatalities. Warner Bros. Pictures has dropped the first teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat 2, confirming the return of Earthrealm’s mightiest warriors and introducing Karl Urban as Johnny Cage....

    #JohnnyCage #KarlUrban #MortalKombat #MortalKombat2 #SimonMcQuoid #WarnerBrosPictures

  23. Karl Urban Unleashes Fury as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat 2 Teaser

    Mortal Kombat 2: Karl Urban Unleashes Johnny Cage in New Teaser
    Get ready for brutal fights and epic fatalities. Warner Bros. Pictures has dropped the first teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat 2, confirming the return of Earthrealm’s mightiest warriors and introducing Karl Urban as Johnny Cage....

    #JohnnyCage #KarlUrban #MortalKombat #MortalKombat2 #SimonMcQuoid #WarnerBrosPictures