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  1. Big weekend for the stovetop! 10 gallons of apricots put up, including a gallon of jam and 2 gallons of secret elixir, a pot of Whipple Beans, courtesy @ranchogordo, and a fresh batch of homemade enchilada sauce from the dried chilis. Can't live without my enchilada sauce, so cannot explain the first 30 years of my life to the contrary!
    #reformed #thewholeenchilada #saucy #elixir

  2. Big weekend for the stovetop! 10 gallons of apricots put up, including a gallon of jam and 2 gallons of secret elixir, a pot of Whipple Beans, courtesy @ranchogordo, and a fresh batch of homemade enchilada sauce from the dried chilis. Can't live without my enchilada sauce, so cannot explain the first 30 years of my life to the contrary!
    #reformed #thewholeenchilada #saucy #elixir

  3. PSA: The old fellas at the Waihi Beach RSA have a vending machine for this Cologne. The instructions say "Firmly Twist Both Ways" and there's a condom machine next to it.
    Their Lawn Bowls bowling green is utterly flooded so they're going to be looking for something else to entertain themselves with.
    *Fans self*
    #BeCarefulOutThere
    #Saucy #Swoon

  4. PSA: The old fellas at the Waihi Beach RSA have a vending machine for this Cologne. The instructions say "Firmly Twist Both Ways" and there's a condom machine next to it.
    Their Lawn Bowls bowling green is utterly flooded so they're going to be looking for something else to entertain themselves with.
    *Fans self*
    #BeCarefulOutThere
    #Saucy #Swoon

  5. PSA: The old fellas at the Waihi Beach RSA have a vending machine for this Cologne. The instructions say "Firmly Twist Both Ways" and there's a condom machine next to it.
    Their Lawn Bowls bowling green is utterly flooded so they're going to be looking for something else to entertain themselves with.
    *Fans self*
    #BeCarefulOutThere
    #Saucy #Swoon

  6. PSA: The old fellas at the Waihi Beach RSA have a vending machine for this Cologne. The instructions say "Firmly Twist Both Ways" and there's a condom machine next to it.
    Their Lawn Bowls bowling green is utterly flooded so they're going to be looking for something else to entertain themselves with.
    *Fans self*
    #BeCarefulOutThere
    #Saucy #Swoon

  7. PSA: The old fellas at the Waihi Beach RSA have a vending machine for this Cologne. The instructions say "Firmly Twist Both Ways" and there's a condom machine next to it.
    Their Lawn Bowls bowling green is utterly flooded so they're going to be looking for something else to entertain themselves with.
    *Fans self*
    #BeCarefulOutThere
    #Saucy #Swoon

  8. Made a peppercorn sauce for the first time this evening ala serious eats 😍 fairly amazing even if it turned out very grey!

    #cooking #homecook #saucy

  9. Made a peppercorn sauce for the first time this evening ala serious eats 😍 fairly amazing even if it turned out very grey!

    #cooking #homecook #saucy

  10. Looks like it's going to get #Saucy in here with @shannongreen joining #Mastodon ( #Joke ) since she owns #JaysWickedSauce with her #Husband Jay -

    #Hastags are big on here!
    #Toot your #Heart and #Boost your #love

    Again Welcome!

  11. I will only make puns about Ed Sheeran going forwards, sorry everyone. Heinz made me do it because I'm a #saucy #influencer
    :promoted: Promoted by Heinz Edchup™