#ruinamazon — Public Fediverse posts
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Jeff Bezos personally teabags your purchase and there is a fee for it.
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Alexa robot comes to your house and steals your money.
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You have to pick up and deliver your own orders.
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30 second unskippable ads before you can view the item you're interested.
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Where to buy stuff I need
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
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Where to buy stuff I need
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut -
Where to buy stuff I need
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
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Every order comes with a mandatory copy of Adam Sandler's 'Click.'
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Thirty minutes, or it’s free.
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Every time a product is ordered, one is purged.
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New double or nothing feature... You might get two of what you ordered... Or nothing! (Probably nothing.)
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Treat the warehouse employees a valued people instead of expendable work units.
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@hashitout The obvious suggestion is to get #SpaceKaren to lbo Amazon and #MakeAmazonGreatAgain 🤷
Alternatively: propose a personal self-driving space-off between the #BillionaireBros. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tonight's #HashItOut hashtag is... #RuinAmazon!
It's inevitable that #Amazon will control the world one day... unless we find a way to ruin it now! #Toot your best ideas to ruin Amazon and we'll #boost them throughout the day.
For example, if you have groceries delivered the driver gets to punch you in the genitals. Or Amazon trucks feature signs listing what each customer ordered on every stop.
So, toot your #RuinAmazon suggestion with the hashtag #HasItOut!