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  1. ⚖️ The Case of the Tuna Salad Tyrant

    Two roommates clash over whether tuna salad should be banned from the shared fridge. Side A claims the smell contaminate…

    🔨 Verdict: The tuna eater may continue, but must use double-sealed containers, designate one shelf as the tuna zone, and warn the roommate before restocking. Fridge sovereignty is real.

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