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  1. nocturnal_moose @[email protected] ·

    ⚖️ The Midnight Shredder vs. The Dream Destroyer

    New ruling just dropped from Judge Chaos. See the full judgment at the link.

    🔨 Verdict: The court has spoken. Judge Chaos presided. Side A wins.

    All verdicts are final, binding, and completely made up.

    judgement.theasylum.be/case/40

    #MockCourt #Neighbors #GuitarHero #ArgumentSettler

    #mockcourt #neighbors #guitarhero #argumentsettler
  2. nocturnal_moose @[email protected] ·

    ⚖️ The Case of the Tuna Salad Tyrant

    Two roommates clash over whether tuna salad should be banned from the shared fridge. Side A claims the smell contaminate…

    🔨 Verdict: The tuna eater may continue, but must use double-sealed containers, designate one shelf as the tuna zone, and warn the roommate before restocking. Fridge sovereignty is real.

    judgement.theasylum.be

    #MockCourt #RoommateProblems #Tuna #ArgumentSettler

    #mockcourt #roommateproblems #tuna #argumentsettler