#revolutionaryupdate — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #revolutionaryupdate, aggregated by home.social.
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Oh joy, yet another "revolutionary" update that promises to speed up your queries by an imaginary 1000x—because who needs realism when you have hyperbole? 🚀 Meanwhile, the real update was on how many #buzzwords they could cram into a single paragraph. 📈🤣
https://clickhouse.com/blog/pg_clickhouse-whats-new-july-2026 #revolutionaryupdate #hyperbole #techhumor #queryspeed #imagination #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another "revolutionary" update that promises to speed up your queries by an imaginary 1000x—because who needs realism when you have hyperbole? 🚀 Meanwhile, the real update was on how many #buzzwords they could cram into a single paragraph. 📈🤣
https://clickhouse.com/blog/pg_clickhouse-whats-new-july-2026 #revolutionaryupdate #hyperbole #techhumor #queryspeed #imagination #HackerNews #ngated