#recruitinghell — Public Fediverse posts
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It's fucking ridiculous that recruiters kinda expect you to write a CV _specifically_ for THEIR dev role, along side a literal fucking cover letter.
Why the fuck ask for a cover letter if you want a tailored CV?! Jesus christ. Like its not enough that I'm wasting hours of my time writing the perfect cover letter to spoon feed you reasons why I'll be your perfect burnout victim, you also want me to tailor my CV for you too. #RecruitingHell #programming
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The only bright side to that job rejection was that: the CEO never responded to ANY of my requests for disability adaptions before the interview. But he *did* respond to my request for feedback. Indicating that he clearly was reading the messages, he just didn't care about #disability #RecruitingHell
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The reason why competitive salaries are written in job advertisements is because the most important thing is not to win, but to participate #recruiting #recruitinghell #recruitingtheinnocent #humor
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Oh fuck my life.... I'm so desperate for work, I just did a "job interview" with a chatbot.... was basically just generic screening questions, you would normally just fill in on a form or in an email, but instead it was a chatbot with a fake profile picture.
Teaching sand to think was a mistake, I swear...
Job hunting in 2024 is cursed, it sucks, and I really am sick of this. I'm so frustrated at *ALL* of this, it's hard to keep from just starting to cry from how much of a mess this is now.
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Oh thanks for emailing me a rejection... 90 days after applying. I *totally* remembed that I had even applied after 1/4 of the year passed. /sarcasm
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Recruiter: "I am going to send you an email"
Me: "OK"*receives email a few minutes later*
Recruiter text message: "I have just sent you an email, please respond to it"
Recruiter phone call: "I have just sent you an email and texted you about this email"
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Ah yes, alphabetical is the ideal way to order this list
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This is a really weird way to categorize education levels. Why put the years in there?
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A GPA is supposed to be a decimal number...
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Ok, so here's my story about a green dancing octopus with a PhD in English Lit that lives in Sam Bankman-Fried's desk drawer at FTX.
Job applications are wild.
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This is **BY FAR** the most bizarre questions I have ever seen for a job application screener test
"Please write a short story of 5-7 or more sentences about a green dancing Octopus with PhD in English Lit. Set the story in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX offices on November 8, 2022."
What??
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Now this is a job title anyone would be proud to have
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So this recruiter thinks that I, a web developer, am qualified for this job as an aerospace technician at an Air Force base.
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For those that have been replying to my toot: see my collection of even more weird job/recruiter things I have come across recently
https://github.com/FiniteLooper/recruiting-hell
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