#pawsonalassistant — Public Fediverse posts

#feralcat update: after being frightened halfway down the road by the lawnmower, (we had visitors coming) I expected #jasperthecat to politely vanish when they actually turned up.

Oh no. Instead he *greeted our guests*

- Accompanied them around the garden
(I left to get something, he was following a guest around!)

- Flopped under the table for an hour, while we had tea

- head-bonked everyone's legs for pets, then sat under each chair in turn

10/10 little cat butler 👍😂

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#Caturday Every afternoon coffee break is Leg Time™️.

Darcy insists on Leg Time™️. Follows me round complaining.

In the evenings, my Siamese girls do the same thing.

*Stare* *bat me with paw*

IT IS BED TIME, HUMAN.

#CatsOfMastodon #CatVideo #PawsonalAssistant

Bonus #onedaylate #caturday

Bluebell #pawsonalassistant supervising the evenings proceedings (customs forms)

I had to get up to print them 🥺

The proper etiquette for moving tiny boss-cat from her comfy spot, is to:

1. slowly raise blanket like a hammock
2. whisk out human legs
3. wrap cat in blanket nest
4. gently deposit in one smooth motion..

This earns my forgiveness, and a blink of approval.

Problem: how to reclaim MY comfy spot.. Guess it's hers now??

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