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when you bully me this is who you're bullying

Dear Goddess, the sinus headache I have this morning (and had for some hours during my sleep — I can vaguely remember the pain *while sleeping*, which sucks as much as you it sounds like it does)! It goes all the way down to my cheekbones (which is part of how I can tell it must be sinus pressure).

Ow, ow, ow, owie. 🤯😖

#headache #ouch #owie #ow

had some great pizza for lunch, extremely hyped to have diarrhea later. #lactoseintolerant #nocheese #pizza #dairy #cheese #lunchposting #cheeseposting #shitting #shidding #diarrhea #owie #mytummyhurts #sundayfunday #sundayscaries #linux #mastodev

First, I prepped the chilis for drying. Then I rubbed my eyes. #owie #gardening #growyourown

LPT: don't grab the parchment paper dispenser by the serrated sharp bit. It'll cut your finger and you'll have a sad owie for 4 days (and counting).

The cut's right where I hit the "T" key on the keyboard. #lpt #owie

It's not as bad an injury as when I recklessly walked into a kitchen at a normal speed.

#owie

I hurt my back at band practice when I unwisely set down a coffee cup.

#owie

The severe bruising on my inner left arm is fading well

I won't say how I got it...but it was my own fault

#bruise #owie

I left this tool open at the bottom of my task basket yesterday. Last time I do that. 😳🤕
#owie
#notetoself
#allthecuts

@julielaumann Oh dear. This will take some turbine-level spinning.

#trump #crooks #gop #owie

Reputable news organizations get their jabs in where they can. First question on the NTY News Quiz:

"What verdict did the jury reach in Donald Trump’s criminal trial in Manhattan?"

#salve #burn #owie

Did you know that you can use vinegar to find little tiny breaks in your skin?

#owie

As luck 🍀 (?) would have it, follow up X-rays 🩻 showed a fracture after all. 6+ weeks in da boot. #imaklutz #oncrutches #owie

Yay broken hand! #BrokenBones #Fracture #owie #injured

The problem with cooking in a scorching oven is the opportunities this creates to scorch oneself. #owie

ds3 lets u upgrade the amount of people being "spitroasted" in the moment #mindfulness #oof #ouch #ow #owie