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When I'm making soup for dinner, I like to get it really angry and then just let it simmer.—maybe yell at it a bit and call it a few choice epithets.
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that sugar isn't Vegan
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Don’t trust a skinny chef
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To very loosely paraphrase George Bluth Sr.:
There’s always pizza toppings on the floor and in the drain trap.
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@madbarrister Buy half a pound of tofu and half a pound of spackle…eat the spackle. #OddCookingTips
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If you can’t take the heat in hell’s kitchen, don’t cook the books.
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Only use the first 11 eggs in the dozen. Last one out is a rotten egg.
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It's always 6 of one, half a dozen of the other unless you're using a baker's dozen.
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To avoid flatulence, soak your beans overnight, leave them in the water and cook something else.
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Retain the services of a reliable poultry deliverer who knows what they're doing.
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Use the ceremonial butter knife.
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Fried worms (courtesy of Thomas Rockwell)
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When the oil is shimmering, you know it's pretty.
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You can salt-cure anything except cancer.
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Before cooking, check your pot to ensure that it is properly stashed.
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Measure twice, cut once.
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Make homemade ramen by opening the package at home and cooking it according to package directions.
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When all other possibilities have been eliminated, what remains, however improbable, is induction cooking.
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To prevent flare-ups, don't light the barbeque. #HappyCanadaDay #Happy4thofJuly
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Yer gonna need a bigger oven.
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Ground beef is fine as long as you're within the 5 second rule.
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Always know what side your bread is buttered.
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According to Paddington, 1 marmalade sandwich has all the vitamins and nutritients a bear needs all day.
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At least 1 Wellington boot is needed to wrap the lamb when making Beef Wellington.
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That’s not milk.
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You can make Scotch eggs without sausage, sure.
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Why make a 6 egg omelette when you can use the full dozen and make full-sized ome?
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This is actually a REAL bit of cooking advice: Don't be surprised when that AMAZING ceramic non-stick bake-ware advertised on TV doesn't work anywhere NEAR as well in real life.
The pans advertised on TV are seasoned using MOTOR OIL (you'll notice that on the rare occasions when someone actually takes a bite from the cooked food, it's taken from the center of a DEEP pot, not anything that might have touched the surface.) #MugsysHouseholdTips
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5 second rule for any ingredients that fall on the floor.
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