#punsaregreat — Public Fediverse posts
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Every time I have jam and toast, I imagine rock musicians practicing their hits while eating toast. 🤘🎸
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"Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience."
Because the smell was too distracting when they tried to use a dead one. 🤪
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The "periodic table"? Isn't it always a table? 🤪
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What is the usual fine for poaching eggs?
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When I'm making soup for dinner, I like to get it really angry and then just let it simmer.—maybe yell at it a bit and call it a few choice epithets.
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I had a dream last night that I bought a Lamborghini (even though I'm poor), and then I suddenly realized that I don't drive stick.
And then I woke up and realized that witches drive stick. 🧹🧙♀️
#WeirdBrain #WeirdConnections #Nonsequitor?
#BadJokes #PunsAreGreat