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Dragons randomly finding things on the street

What’s the best thing you’ve ever found randomly on the street?

Today’s Dragon Street Talk is small because of the tiny probability of this happening. Let’s hear what they say.

Arensio

I found a $20 bill once. It was blowing away in the wind so I chased after it. Never seen anything like that ever again.

Ethanel

This is a little embarrassing but I found a blunt on the sidewalk in my hood. Yea, I smoked it.

Interviewer: oh… oh nooo that’s not…

Rin

I found a Stitch toy. Don’t know who dropped it but I took it with me, put it in the backseat seat of my dad’s car, buckled it in, took it home and washed it. I gave it deep clean too to cleanse the stuffing with water. No telling where it came from. It might’ve come from a trap house full of STDs.

Interviewer: that’s a horribly wild imagination you have.

Rin: I know.

Art: tearzah

Rin art: me

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The kindest thing anyone has done for a dragon

What’s the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

On today’s episode of Dragon Street Talk, we ask dragon shifters what is the kindest thing anyone has ever done for them. Let’s hear what they had to say.

Arensio

The kindest thing anyone ever did was let me have their Nintendo Switch. I couldn’t afford one, so the guy in front of me gave me his. He had already purchased it. He said “I can buy one next month. You take it.”

No stipulations, no sexual favors, no payment plans. Nothing. It was absolutely free. I love that dude 🥹

Rin

When I first started working, many people wanted to try me. Agent A kept them all at bay by pretending to act like me and call himself ‘a better product.’

I thought he was being a cocky snobby twat, but when I got older I realized he was protecting me for as long as he could. He made sure I got used to the environment before he let me take on any customers.

I love him 😔 rest in peace Big A. The streets will remember your real name. I’ll make sure of it.

Ethanel

I got dumped at a restaurant and my date left before helping me pay the tab. The waiter told the cook and they agreed to let me go. I was so happy. I paid it back later.

Ada Elisondottir

When I was opening my salon, I couldn’t afford the chairs. some folks got together and raised money so I could buy some new chairs. Humans are so wonderful. I love them all! They all became my regular customers too.

And then… the war happened… and uh… well. They’re all destroyed now :’))))

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