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#notahaiku — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Attention farming in social media is like rice farming in feudal Japan: every post is a grain, both require endless cultivation for sustenance. #NotAHaiku

  2. Early morning. Hoping to get another hour of sleep before work. Window open, fresh moist morning air coming in. The birds busy warning each other. Morning light reflected magically by the plastic box in the corner.

    #NotAHaiku

  3. I hate Chrome OS.
    I hate Chromebooks.
    Thanks, employer, for this fake laptop.

    #NotAHaiku #Chromebook #ChromeOS

  4. LOVE ME LIKE A REPTILE

    M’aimer comme un reptile
    Se pencher, fendre d’un sourire
    Manger de la merde et mourir

    #Haiku #NotAHaiku
    #PoultryCoroner 🦃🐔🪿🦆

    (Any 🇫🇷 speakers are welcome to help me with proper phrasing/grammar; I know my 🇫🇷 is shit.)

  5. Human consciousness is magic.
    Until you see what Fox News viewers do with it.
    Then the magic is gone.

    #NotAHaiku

  6. Content over form
    That's what professionals use!
    Overfull \hbox ...

    #badlyrics #latex #notahaiku
  7. Ein Heim für alle
    sieht gut aus, guck auf den Preis:
    800.000!

    #notahaiku
    #wegwerflyrik
  8. commit by commit
    memories enter the vault
    my mind will be clear

    #throwawaylyric
    #notahaiku
  9. kamiza in front
    peaceful breathing all around
    Now it's time: mokuso!

    #notahaiku #wegwerflyrik #aikido