#mondaythoughts — Public Fediverse posts
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A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
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A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
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A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
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A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
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✨ Your attitude decides how far you travel on the road to success.
But true success as a human being is measured by how you behaved along the way — and how grateful you were to those who walked beside you. -
Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
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Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
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Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
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Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
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What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
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What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
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What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
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What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
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How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts
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How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts
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How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts
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How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts
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In the end , all that matters is how you treat those around you. Make sure you leave a little sparkle of kindness and joy wherever you go.
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Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But makes us stand in the rain..
*Confidence may not bring success,
But gives power to face any challenge in life.. -
A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts
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A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts
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A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts
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A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts
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Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts
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Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts
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Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts
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Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts
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I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts
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I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts
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I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts
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I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts
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Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts
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Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts
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Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts
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Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts
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Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts
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Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts
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Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts
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Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts
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BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts
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BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts
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BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts
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BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts
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Before blaming a bite ask what broke their trust.
#MondayThoughts
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I put up my new calendar, but I discovered the fifth month was torn out. I was dismayed. #mondaythoughts