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  1. A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts

  2. A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts

  3. A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts

  4. A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts

  5. ✨ Your attitude decides how far you travel on the road to success.
    But true success as a human being is measured by how you behaved along the way — and how grateful you were to those who walked beside you.

    #MondayThoughts

  6. Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts

  7. Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts

  8. Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts

  9. Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts

  10. What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts

  11. What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts

  12. What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts

  13. What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts

  14. How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts

  15. How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts

  16. How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts

  17. How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts

  18. In the end , all that matters is how you treat those around you. Make sure you leave a little sparkle of kindness and joy wherever you go.

    #MondayThoughts

  19. Umbrella cant stop the rain,
    But makes us stand in the rain..
    *Confidence may not bring success,
    But gives power to face any challenge in life..

    #MondayThoughts

  20. A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts

  21. A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts

  22. A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts

  23. A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts

  24. Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts

  25. Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts

  26. Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts

  27. Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts

  28. A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts

  29. A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts

  30. A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts

  31. A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts

  32. I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts

  33. I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts

  34. I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts

  35. I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts

  36. Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts

  37. Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts

  38. Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts

  39. Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts

  40. Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts

  41. Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts

  42. Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts

  43. Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts

  44. BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts

  45. BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts

  46. BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts

  47. BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts

  48. I put up my new calendar, but I discovered the fifth month was torn out. I was dismayed. #mondaythoughts