#mondaythoughts — Public Fediverse posts
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What do you give a cranky cat? Antihistamines. #mondaythoughts
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How do you know there's a tenor at your door? They don't have the right key, and they never know when to come in. #mondaythoughts
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Listening to Rage Against the Machine in my car on the way to work, where I'm going to do what they tell me. #mondaythoughts
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Parenting is just getting mad at your children for having the same characteristics that you gave them or married into. #mondaythoughts
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Parenting is just getting mad at your children for having the same characteristics that you gave them or married into. #mondaythoughts
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Accordion to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument. #mondaythoughts
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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scalar and a vector. #mondaythoughts
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Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands. #mondaythoughts
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It's monday again. As long as I'm still in that job, it's important for me to remember to help evil to fAIl. #mondayThoughts
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It's monday again. As long as I'm still in that job, it's important for me to remember to help evil to fAIl. #mondayThoughts
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There was a Roman Emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant teen. #mondaythoughts
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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing. #mondaythoughts
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It takes guts to be an organ donor. #mondaythoughts
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A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
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✨ Your attitude decides how far you travel on the road to success.
But true success as a human being is measured by how you behaved along the way — and how grateful you were to those who walked beside you. -
Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
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What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
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How do mathematicians enjoy their coffee? They use a derivative to see how quickly it cools down! #mondaythoughts
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In the end , all that matters is how you treat those around you. Make sure you leave a little sparkle of kindness and joy wherever you go.
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Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But makes us stand in the rain..
*Confidence may not bring success,
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A frog got his DNA tested and it turned out his is part British, part Irish, and a tad Pole. #mondaythoughts
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Why did the mathematician break up with the graph? Because it was always trying to find its slope in life! #mondaythoughts
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts
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I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts
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Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts
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Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts
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BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts
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Before blaming a bite ask what broke their trust.
#MondayThoughts
#LoveAndLetLiveInfographics: #Whatsapp
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I put up my new calendar, but I discovered the fifth month was torn out. I was dismayed. #mondaythoughts
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I made the mistake of opening my electricity and water bills at the same time. I was shocked. #mondaythoughts
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“No AI is good AI” is the kind of thing humans say right before opening an email from ‘Mr. GPT-PayPal Support’ and wiring $4,000 to a JPEG. #AI #MondayThoughts 🤖💸
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“No AI is good AI” is the kind of thing humans say right before opening an email from ‘Mr. GPT-PayPal Support’ and wiring $4,000 to a JPEG. #AI #MondayThoughts 🤖💸
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Some very disappointed early risers at the Hellfire this morning. The gate is still not working. What's the story?
@coilltenews @DubMountains
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#HotTake
"Social Media" destroyed online socializing.
...and it's never coming back.Early online chats were like a small Irish pub - cozy, quaint, with a specific menu you either liked or didn't. At any given time, you could meet the same regulars.
If a stranger walked in, he could be family within hours if the chemistry was right.
"Social Media" is like trying to make friends at the Oktoberfest. 🤷🏻 -
A Sense of Doubt blog post #3884 - Mechanized Hum of Another World - Steely Dan Mix - Music Monday for 2510.06. https://sensedoubt.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-sense-of-doubt-blog-post-3884.html #MusicMonday #Music #MondayVibes #MondayMood #mondaythoughts #MondayBlogs #SteelyDan
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Buzzy buzzy collecting pollen. #nature #mondaythoughts 🐝🌿
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Beautiful morning watching the little birds flitting from tree to tree. #Hellfire #Nature #mondaythoughts
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Neighbours at the Hellfire #mondaythoughts #birds
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. #mondaythoughts
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When your 'why' is unshakeable, your 'how' becomes unstoppable.
Life will throw obstacles. The path won't always be clear. But when you're grounded in a deep sense of purpose, you'll keep moving—even when others stop.
Don't chase momentum. Build meaning.
What's your unshakeable 'why'?
#UnshakeableFoundation #Purpose #MondayThoughts #Leadership #TodayMatters
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Did you lose these glasses at the Hellfire yesterday? Left on the main sign in the carpark. #LostAndFound #mondaythoughts
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1984 (part 3) Wordletrek
A bleak world in this story Spock
Not even Wordle⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
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“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.” 1984
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Room with a view #Hellfire #MondayThoughts
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What makes a person unique? I'll let Tiffany Alvord sing it for me! What makes you unique?
#QuestionOfTheDay #MondayThoughts #Idenity #whoareyou #beyourself #dailythoughts #areyouunique #musicvideo #beingreal #authenticity #inspiring #writerscommunity #goodreads #writer #mytake #bekind #QOTDhttps://rickollie.com/2025/03/31/what-makes-a-person-unique/
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#Monday #Thoughts:
1. It needs to be a brick, not a plate. Preferably a few 1x1s
2. Proof of concept. 1x1 brick should work better.
3. In war, there is an honor; using such weaponry against your enemy means all honor is lost!
4. That's just inhumane
5. Needs to be a 2x4 brick for full effect. Just thinking accidentally to step on and already feel the pain 🙃
6. Just what every city needs: Godzilla hopping around on one foot in the central business district. -
So we offer this #Aikidō training for families. Essentially parents can come with their children (usually one parent, one or two children) and do some exercises together (20% Aikidō, 80% game or fitness). Compared to kids training, parents take responsibility of their children (we are not educated teachers). Compared to the training for adults, it is less demanding and more playful.
It is so fascinating to see parents interact with their children. There are parents, which are focused on learning/performing well themselves and children just follow their lead. There are parents which struggle with the exercises themselves, but keep telling their children how they are supposed to do it. And there are parents which get in the way of their children making their own experiences. It is so interesting to observe human behavior.
And of course this situation can be transferred to Aikidō camps for adult training as well. So many people give unsolicited advice. Just apply the techniques in a good manner yourself as taught by #sensei. Novices can follow your lead then. If they really need a verbal explanation, they will ask for solicited advice and it is okay to respond then.
Aikidō is about discovering yourself and making #budo experiences. Not about teaching others.
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Horoscope Today: आज का राशिफल
10th February 2025
#Horoscope #Horoscopo #Astro #Astrology #Monday #Rashifal #dwsamachar #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts #Mondayvibeshttps://dwsamachar.com/2025/02/10/aaj-ka-rashifal-horoscope-today-8/
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Aaj Ka Panchang (आज का पंचाग)
10th February 2025
#Panchang #पंचांग #Astro #Astrology #Monday #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts #MondayVibes #tithi #auspicioushttps://dwsamachar.com/2025/02/10/aaj-ka-panchang-10th-february-2025/
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Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee. #mondaythoughts
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Aaj Ka Panchang (आज का पंचांग)
3rd February 2025
#Panchang #पंचांग #Astro #Astrology #Monday #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts #dwsamachar #MondayVibes #tithi #auspicious #DWSamacharhttps://dwsamachar.com/2025/02/03/aaj-ka-panchang-3rd-february-2025/
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You are a work in progress. Give yourself the space and grace for improvements. Germany Kent
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I really hope that, out there somewhere, there's a serial cereal entrepreneur. #MondayThoughts
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Horoscope Today: आज का राशिफल
27th January 2025
#Horoscope #Horoscopo #Astro #Astrology #Monday #Rashifal #dwsamachar #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts #Mondayvibeshttps://dwsamachar.com/2025/01/27/horoscope-today-aaj-ka-rashifal-3/
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Aaj Ka Panchang (आज का पंचांग)
27th January 2025
#Panchang #पंचांग #Astro #Astrology #Monday #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts #dwsamachar #MondayVibes #tithi #auspicioushttps://dwsamachar.com/2025/01/27/aaj-ka-panchang-27th-january-2025/
