#misheardconversation — Public Fediverse posts
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me *trying to get astronomically sticky spaghetti noodles out of pan*: you didn't add oil did you
spouse: nope. aaaand I wear crypto
me 🤔: what? you wear crypto?
him: and I wear Kirk belt
me: huh? you wear what?
him: AND I O-VER-COOK-ED THEM
Either he needs to quit mumbling, or I need my hearing checked. 😆