#mahwige — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #mahwige, aggregated by home.social.
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spouse: owning a bike is like eating chips in church. people look at you like you're an idiot, but secretly they want one
me: people look at you like you're an idiot when you're out on your bike?
him: people look at me like I'm an idiot no matter what I do
I mean, I think he's wrong, but points for self-deprecating humor, dude 😆💜
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me *trying to get astronomically sticky spaghetti noodles out of pan*: you didn't add oil did you
spouse: nope. aaaand I wear crypto
me 🤔: what? you wear crypto?
him: and I wear Kirk belt
me: huh? you wear what?
him: AND I O-VER-COOK-ED THEM
Either he needs to quit mumbling, or I need my hearing checked. 😆
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me *crawling in bed*: can i put my cold feet on you?
him *half-awake*: mm-hm
me: *FEET*
him *ALL awake now*: HOLY COW HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE