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  1. Just thought I'd remind everyone, especially the #women: do not #marry your #stalker. Even if he's #attractive or #famous or #rich. Or if he's an #ex who you are trying to appease. And sign a #prenup. #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #wedding #disgust

  2. #marry : to perform the ceremony of joining, as a man and a woman, for life

    - French: Marier

    - German: heiraten

    - Italian: sposare

    - Portuguese: casar

    - Spanish: casarse

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  3. Before you #marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

    Will Ferrell

    #quote #quotes

  4. #marry : to perform the ceremony of joining, as a man and a woman, for life

    - French: Marier

    - German: heiraten

    - Italian: sposare

    - Portuguese: casar

    - Spanish: casarse

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    Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ wordofthehour.org/r/form

  5. #marry : to perform the ceremony of joining, as a man and a woman, for life

    - French: Marier

    - German: heiraten

    - Italian: sposare

    - Portuguese: casar

    - Spanish: casarse

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  6. Muahahaha okay, edited stitch-up of best bits wot ah laik.

    "Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay dithered kind of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' sirloin putt-leather kiss-cam and this moomin in trolling More News' Cody;"
    "kin supplying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;"
    "and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods."
    "ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy. "
    unduses.

    "zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
    Spill goo such ser;
    comforter nom ser and beep -- grr! --, complicit all much else;
    clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?"
    T'duses.

    "Tilt who snub bitch (conviction), gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
    sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards thing, front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?"
    rokunisan.

    "Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment,"
    "(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph sway portal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, tend lair (two sides) prithee thy best."
    Dosdetres.

    "(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin',"
    "Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder."
    penuldes.

    "Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo let Nope-Anyo map successes untethered"
    "ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
    Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
    Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce)"
    "Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtrer Sun-Kisses What-ho!"
    sesatèt.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  7. Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo and Nope-Anyo map successes untethered (concentric headlock), mlem Gat clippèd flue-pain, ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
    Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
    Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce) sue gusset, mend mite.

    Two -- ker-plow! -- ditch your knife.

    Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtress Sun-Kisses What-ho!

    Sesatèt.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  8. (Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin', ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

    Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder.

    Penuldes.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  9. Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment, guess several classes thus.

    (Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

    Dosdetres.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  10. Nope-Anyo, tilt who tap Gislan, rune-keep 'fore Naz'gul, get it tousslin', zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
    Tilt who snub xim, nub-grip xim, gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
    sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards "ding", front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?

    Rokunisan.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  11. If any cad ran slow -- must pause! -- sly day aim sought cautiously seek coins of nether, get it greased sow, moor'd river else it be.

    You wish titch omen, woo-be-harried, on the lam?

    Yo-and-yo, spill goo bildungsroman surely gore trawler shredded life, zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
    Spill goo such ser;
    comforter nom ser and beep ser, complicit all much else;
    clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?

    T'duses.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  12. Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay in the plight of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' purloined of leather this fam and this moomin in trolling mattress Oni;
    witches' innumerable cis taint, wincing lutein anon, lignifying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;
    whist goalee mistake gripes adjoined with malfeasance and Durst-dreary roulette be taut in tantra love gallantly, and ischaema'ed a sacral newbie (not laudable as Morgol);
    and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods.

    Grin you: give solely nest egg, ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy.

    Unduses.

    Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from myweddingvows.com/wedding-cere

    #OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

  13. #marry : to perform the ceremony of joining, as a man and a woman, for life

    - French: Marier

    - German: heiraten

    - Italian: sposare

    - Portuguese: casar

    - Spanish: casarse

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  14. 𝗚𝗲𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗲𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝘇𝗶𝗷𝗻 𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝗻 50 𝗷𝗮𝗮𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: '𝗪𝗲 𝘇𝗶𝗷𝗻 𝘃𝗼𝗹𝗸𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 é𝗻 𝗲𝗹𝗸𝗮𝗮𝗿'

    Iedere week delen we een openhartige en goudeerlijke liefdesles van een lezer. Omdat de liefde alleen maar mooier wordt als je deelt. De gezondheid van Geert (76) wordt steeds slechter en dat betekent dat hij en zijn vrouw Marry (71)...

    rtl.nl/lifestyle/artikel/54847

    #Geert #Marry #tevreden