#lnfosec — Public Fediverse posts
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A poco más de un mes para #bsidescdmx24, ¡la agenda y detalles finales están por liberarse! ¿Quieren ir conociendo a nuestros ponentes para esta edición? Estén atentos a nuestros posts e historias en las diferentes redes.
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Orgullosos una vez más de contar con el apoyo de una empresa siempre dispuesta a apoyar a nuestra comunidad, @HSBC nuevamente está presente en #bsidescdmx24
🌐 https://www.hsbc.com.mx/
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#SecurityBSides #callforworkshops #cybersecurity #CallForPapers #lnfosec #callforspeakers #callforsponsors #hacking #hsbc #hsbc_gsc -
’Twas Patch Tuesday Eve and all through the SOC, hushed; Not an analyst was sleeping through any #Slack knock-brush
The hackers were snuggled in their soft gaming chairs; Reading posts from @SwiftOnSecurity with little fanfare
When all of the sudden arose such an alert; That an analyst spilled eggnog on their @defcon t-shirt!
Was it Lazarus or Pandas or a Fancy Bear? Maybe Mimikatz or notPetya or some ransomware?
As the analysts worked, the snow fell on the room; Blanketing the whole datacenter as they talked on a #zoom
The SOC sipped their hot drinks, keyboards tapped and mice clicked; Critical infrastructure being attacked via log4shell just for kicks!
The patter of reindeer footsteps on the roof? Triggered an alarm (because of course the building is burglar-proof)
As INTERPOL arrested Santa he exclaimed with dismay, “It’s Winter in #lnfosec; I’m just trying to deliver an 0-day!”
– My original tweets from 2021 are https://twitter.com/aprilwright/status/1474545752449945603
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’Twas Patch Tuesday Eve and all through the SOC, hushed; Not an analyst was sleeping through any #Slack knock-brush
The hackers were snuggled in their soft gaming chairs; Reading posts from @SwiftOnSecurity with little fanfare
When all of the sudden arose such an alert; That an analyst spilled eggnog on their @defcon t-shirt!
Was it Lazarus or Pandas or a Fancy Bear? Maybe Mimikatz or notPetya or some ransomware?
As the analysts worked, the snow fell on the room; Blanketing the whole datacenter as they talked on a #zoom
The SOC sipped their hot drinks, keyboards tapped and mice clicked; Critical infrastructure being attacked via log4shell just for kicks!
The patter of reindeer footsteps on the roof? Triggered an alarm (because of course the building is burglar-proof)
As INTERPOL arrested Santa he exclaimed with dismay, “It’s Winter in #lnfosec; I’m just trying to deliver an 0-day!”
– My original tweets from 2021 are https://twitter.com/aprilwright/status/1474545752449945603