#laserdiscwatchparty — Public Fediverse posts

Having finally seen Bull Durham as part of the #LaserdiscWatchParty, I have to say that not only am I unsure why Ken Costner has had an acting career, I’m not even sure what Cal Ripken’s wife saw in the man.

Hold on. HOLD ON.

Nuke’s pro debut had 18 strikeouts. That’s a minimum of 54 pitches.

It also had 18 walks. That’s a minimum of 76 pitches.

Then there’s all the wild pitches.

They made him throw probably 140-150 pitches for his first game as a pro pitcher and they’re wondering why the team sucks? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

lmao Susan Sarandon is literally just the dril candles tweet #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

“Sixty-Minute Man” somehow managed to be a colossal brag and *still* undersell the whole thing. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

where the shit did that cat come from #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

That kimono is a fit and a half. I want one. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

There’s that hand-eye coordination, Crash. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Wait, this entire movie is an Inception spinoff? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Quoting William Blake should lose you the argument. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

“Unsnap My Stocking” is my second-favorite Toni Braxton song. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

In another universe, the Bermuda Triangle is what Anaïs Nin called her anthology. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

“Your fastball’s up.” In 25 years, that’d make him an incredible command guy, once you simplified that weirdass delivery. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

How do you get to fucking AAA and don’t know sometimes you throw the same pitch a couple times in a row? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Remember when 96 miles was a hardcore fastball? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Susan doing a racism on Fernando Valenzuela 😬 #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

We’re like halfway into this movie and Costner still hasn’t hit a line. How the hell does he have a career? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Would bet my house right now every baseball opinion Crash Davis has sucks ass. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Me: repurposing my wife’s undergarments as compression sleeves.

Everyone I play basketball with: #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Gonna be real tough not to use the manager’s chain of curses. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Is this why every Bethesda game hits you with “no lollygagging?” #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

I want the accent of every single person in this movie not named Ken Costner. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

Nuke’s rich inner speech is such a big part of this movie. Dude can’t have an unspoken thought. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

“José, just touch the bat once. Just touch it once.”

And a thousand fanfics were born. #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

The guy using the chicken bone cross on the bat is low key racist, right? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty

“Oh, Crash, you do make speeches.” Does he? Does he now? #LWP #LaserdiscWatchParty