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  1. Getting coffee with a decommissioned #Joyfriend:

    Him: Guess what I did?
    Me: Got out of crypto.

    Him: Ha! No, though, now they're allowing me to withdraw it. No, I got a boat!

    Me: You are such a Berkeley middle-aged white dude right now.

    #Shenanigans

  2. Joyfriend time is always yummy.
    I pick through its pockets, playing with all the sharp dangerous toys within them, noting the knives and pointy sticks I want for my own.

    We enjoy cocktails -- we are gin and bourbon people. I marvel at the bright moon from Charmaine's rooftop.

    We flirt madly -- admiring each other shamelessly. I swoon at how capable they are.

    And then I plot how to hurt them on our next date. I giggle. And they smile.

    #Joyfriend
    #Sopo #SoftTop #DType
    #Ouch