#investorstech — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #investorstech, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀🤖 "Watch as #Databricks heroically measures #coding #agents against their own multi-million line codebase, proving once and for all that computers can also struggle with existential crises. 🧑💻📈 Meanwhile, they sprinkle in just enough buzzwords to keep investors awake and executives nodding along. 🙄✨"
https://www.databricks.com/blog/benchmarking-coding-agents-databricks-multi-million-line-codebase #ExistentialCrisis #TechBuzz #InvestorsTech #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 "Watch as #Databricks heroically measures #coding #agents against their own multi-million line codebase, proving once and for all that computers can also struggle with existential crises. 🧑💻📈 Meanwhile, they sprinkle in just enough buzzwords to keep investors awake and executives nodding along. 🙄✨"
https://www.databricks.com/blog/benchmarking-coding-agents-databricks-multi-million-line-codebase #ExistentialCrisis #TechBuzz #InvestorsTech #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 "Watch as #Databricks heroically measures #coding #agents against their own multi-million line codebase, proving once and for all that computers can also struggle with existential crises. 🧑💻📈 Meanwhile, they sprinkle in just enough buzzwords to keep investors awake and executives nodding along. 🙄✨"
https://www.databricks.com/blog/benchmarking-coding-agents-databricks-multi-million-line-codebase #ExistentialCrisis #TechBuzz #InvestorsTech #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 "Watch as #Databricks heroically measures #coding #agents against their own multi-million line codebase, proving once and for all that computers can also struggle with existential crises. 🧑💻📈 Meanwhile, they sprinkle in just enough buzzwords to keep investors awake and executives nodding along. 🙄✨"
https://www.databricks.com/blog/benchmarking-coding-agents-databricks-multi-million-line-codebase #ExistentialCrisis #TechBuzz #InvestorsTech #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🤖 "Watch as #Databricks heroically measures #coding #agents against their own multi-million line codebase, proving once and for all that computers can also struggle with existential crises. 🧑💻📈 Meanwhile, they sprinkle in just enough buzzwords to keep investors awake and executives nodding along. 🙄✨"
https://www.databricks.com/blog/benchmarking-coding-agents-databricks-multi-million-line-codebase #ExistentialCrisis #TechBuzz #InvestorsTech #HackerNews #ngated