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Dear Australia, I'm sorry.
I stole a pen from the post office.
It's a Paper Mate Profile Ball® 1.0
with a broken clicker
retail $2.25.I thought it was mine, but then
when I needed to cross something
off my shopping list I reached
into my pocket and found
two.Yours, and its identical twin
with the good clicker
who lives on my fridge.I'm going back this afternoon
so I could return it
but that would be weird
so I won't.