#IHopeJohnRoberts sees that Tom Ford black leather jackets are popping up in his Google ads feed today for some reason and he's always wanted a really stylish black leather jacket so he splurges and buys one on the assumption that everyone will think it makes him look cool and not like some embarrassing loser.
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#IHopeJohnRoberts wakes up so horny today he wishes he were the CEO of a giant tech company so Chinese spies would want to fuck him.
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Because they're not used to him staying home on a Wednesday, #IHopeJohnRoberts gets to explain #VeteransDay to his seven magical giant rat children, and they ask him why people respect veterans, so he explains that they are people who bravely risked their lives in really important causes, like fighting racism in the Civil War or fascism in World War II, and then his rat children ask him whether he ever served in the military and he has to say no, and then the smallest rat child, D'Artagnon, asks whether at least he has bravely fought racism and fascism as a judge, and because he never ever wants to lie to his rat children he admits candidly that no, actually he's pretty much spent his whole legal career either empowering or at least ignoring racism and fascism so they can grow unimpeded by the justice system, and then his sincere precious beautiful fuzzy-faced rat children look very very confused and sad and he feels bad about himself too and Veterans Day is basically ruined.
[EDIT: add picture.]