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Really Lazy Bear :debian_logo: @[email protected] · 2026-04-22 · 20:00 UTC

More on battery fires & booms, I mean, why the fuck would you mix other metal objects along with batteries inside your pocket?! If you're gonna carry these tiny firebombs around, at least get something like a plastic battery case, jeez. And buy trusted battery brands if you're gonna put those firebombs in your face with vapes unless you wanna risk losing your mouth or eyes..

Also hoverboards.. lmao

Really Lazy Bear :debian_logo: @[email protected] · 2026-04-22 · 20:00 UTC

More on battery fires & booms, I mean, why the fuck would you mix other metal objects along with batteries inside your pocket?! If you're gonna carry these tiny firebombs around, at least get something like a plastic battery case, jeez. And buy trusted battery brands if you're gonna put those firebombs in your face with vapes unless you wanna risk losing your mouth or eyes..

Also hoverboards.. lmao

Really Lazy Bear :debian_logo: @[email protected] · 2026-04-22 · 20:00 UTC

More on battery fires & booms, I mean, why the fuck would you mix other metal objects along with batteries inside your pocket?! If you're gonna carry these tiny firebombs around, at least get something like a plastic battery case, jeez. And buy trusted battery brands if you're gonna put those firebombs in your face with vapes unless you wanna risk losing your mouth or eyes..

Also hoverboards.. lmao

#hoverboards #vapes #electronics #batteries

Really Lazy Bear :debian_logo: @[email protected] · 2026-04-22 · 20:00 UTC

More on battery fires & booms, I mean, why the fuck would you mix other metal objects along with batteries inside your pocket?! If you're gonna carry these tiny firebombs around, at least get something like a plastic battery case, jeez. And buy trusted battery brands if you're gonna put those firebombs in your face with vapes unless you wanna risk losing your mouth or eyes..

Also hoverboards.. lmao

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414

Third spruce tree on the left @[email protected] · 2026-04-05 · 13:26 UTC

'We have been lurking in cloaked ships out by Jupiter for approximately seventy five earth years, watching.'

That long huh?

'Yes. We felt that you would... should be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you #fusion, #hoverboards and #FTL travel.'

Ah, like the #PrimeDirective from #StarTrek.

'Yes.'

So what changed, why now?

'This'

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414

#potus #startrek #primedirective #ftl #hoverboards #fusion

Third spruce tree on the left @[email protected] · 2026-04-05 · 13:26 UTC

'We have been lurking in cloaked ships out by Jupiter for approximately seventy five earth years, watching.'

That long huh?

'Yes. We felt that you would... should be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you #fusion, #hoverboards and #FTL travel.'

Ah, like the #PrimeDirective from #StarTrek.

'Yes.'

So what changed, why now?

'This'

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414

#startrek #primedirective #ftl #hoverboards #fusion #potus

Third spruce tree on the left @[email protected] · 2026-04-05 · 13:26 UTC

'We have been lurking in cloaked ships out by Jupiter for approximately seventy five earth years, watching.'

That long huh?

'Yes. We felt that you would... should be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you #fusion, #hoverboards and #FTL travel.'

Ah, like the #PrimeDirective from #StarTrek.

'Yes.'

So what changed, why now?

'This'

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414

#potus #startrek #primedirective #ftl #hoverboards #fusion

Third spruce tree on the left @tezoatlipoca · 2026-04-05 · 13:26 UTC

'We have been lurking in cloaked ships out by Jupiter for approximately seventy five earth years, watching.'

That long huh?

'Yes. We felt that you would... should be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you #fusion, #hoverboards and #FTL travel.'

Ah, like the #PrimeDirective from #StarTrek.

'Yes.'

So what changed, why now?

'This'

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414

#potus #startrek #primedirective #ftl #hoverboards #fusion

Third spruce tree on the left @[email protected] · 2026-04-05 · 13:26 UTC

'We have been lurking in cloaked ships out by Jupiter for approximately seventy five earth years, watching.'

That long huh?

'Yes. We felt that you would... should be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you #fusion, #hoverboards and #FTL travel.'

Ah, like the #PrimeDirective from #StarTrek.

'Yes.'

So what changed, why now?

'This'

#potus #startrek #primedirective #ftl #hoverboards #fusion

Edgar Walthert :NoWar: @[email protected] · 2025-02-07 · 09:01 UTC

We live in the future!

Edgar Walthert :NoWar: @[email protected] · 2025-02-07 · 09:01 UTC

We live in the future!

Edgar Walthert :NoWar: @[email protected] · 2025-02-07 · 09:01 UTC

We live in the future!

Edgar Walthert :NoWar: @[email protected] · 2025-02-07 · 09:01 UTC

We live in the future!

#skateboarding #hoverboards

Edgar Walthert :NoWar: @[email protected] · 2025-02-07 · 09:01 UTC

We live in the future!