#headdesk — Public Fediverse posts

Hey, wir kommen mit unserer wichtigen aber technisch bisweilen sehr komplizierten Arbeit nicht voran. Sie ist manchmal wirklich absurd kompliziert.

In der Wirtschaft: hmm, ja blöd. Woran scheitert es - Ausstattung oder Personal? Oder beides?

Das zuständige Ministerium: hmmm. Das ist ja blöd. Ihr braucht mehr qualifizierte, motivierte Mitarbeitende? Hier, wir geben euch Pensionäre ohne jeden technischen Hintergrund und bezahlen die sehr gut. Deal!?

#digitalisierung #ausdemjob #buerokratie #headdesk

Hey, wir kommen mit unserer wichtigen aber technisch bisweilen sehr komplizierten Arbeit nicht voran. Sie ist manchmal wirklich absurd kompliziert.

In der Wirtschaft: hmm, ja blöd. Woran scheitert es - Ausstattung oder Personal? Oder beides?

Das zuständige Ministerium: hmmm. Das ist ja blöd. Ihr braucht mehr qualifizierte, motivierte Mitarbeitende? Hier, wir geben euch Pensionäre ohne jeden technischen Hintergrund und bezahlen die sehr gut. Deal!?

#digitalisierung #ausdemjob #buerokratie #headdesk

Hey, wir kommen mit unserer wichtigen aber technisch bisweilen sehr komplizierten Arbeit nicht voran. Sie ist manchmal wirklich absurd kompliziert.

In der Wirtschaft: hmm, ja blöd. Woran scheitert es - Ausstattung oder Personal? Oder beides?

Das zuständige Ministerium: hmmm. Das ist ja blöd. Ihr braucht mehr qualifizierte, motivierte Mitarbeitende? Hier, wir geben euch Pensionäre ohne jeden technischen Hintergrund und bezahlen die sehr gut. Deal!?

#digitalisierung #ausdemjob #buerokratie #headdesk

actually ran pkgbasify on the bare metal install and wow, things worked much better. #headdesk

I'd like to blame this fiasco on self-employment, but I'm also this dumb when employed.

(Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others)

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin

I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.

My jails & bhyves update, no problem.

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8

The bare metal install?

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.

So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

(Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others)

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin

I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.

My jails & bhyves update, no problem.

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8

The bare metal install?

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.

So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

(Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others)

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin

I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.

My jails & bhyves update, no problem.

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8

The bare metal install?

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.

So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

(Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others)

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin

I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.

My jails & bhyves update, no problem.

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8

The bare metal install?

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.

So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

(Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others)

Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin

I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbase. No problem.

My jails & bhyves update, no problem.

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p8

The bare metal install?

# freebsd-version
15.0-RELEASE-p4
# pkg upgrade -r FreeBSD-base
Updating FreeBSD-base repository catalogue...
FreeBSD-base repository is up to date.
FreeBSD-base is up to date.
Checking for upgrades (1 candidates): 100%
Processing candidates (1 candidates): 100%
Checking integrity... done (0 conflicting)
Your packages are up to date.

So it finds packages, but there's nothing to update? #headdesk

@jafra who would have thought …

#HeadDesk

Right so that’s an hour of my life I won't get back!

Thank you Microsoft for your new “Modernized Cloud Benefits Redemption" process that you have rolled out in Partner Center but not in M365 Admin Center so it is absolutely impossible to redeem any benefits.

#microsoft #headdesk

oh my gods

i just

JUST

saw that I typed "Jason" as "Jacon" in the bloody secondary tag for this week's #monsterdon movie

well not fixing it now other people used it too xD xD

SORRY TEAM

admittedly that is exactly the sort of thing I'd do as a gag but

this was not that time

#headdesk

Spend twenty minutes trying to debug #freebsd vm-bhyve(8) command-line arguments only to finally realize that the command I typed was "mv" instead of "vm". #sysadmin #headdesk :flan_facepalm:

Note to self:
When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk

#homelab

Note to self:
When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk

#homelab

Note to self:
When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk

#homelab

Note to self:
When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk

#homelab

Note to self:
When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk

#homelab

#HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

https://mastodon.social/@theleftistlawyer/115628224849909212

#HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

https://hachyderm.io/@cliffle/115622695526749362

@coreysnipes @jwildeboer early OCT, google-controlled servers start bouncing all email from my mail host, begin asserting it's IP address suddenly has a low reputation. my site passes all SPF/DMARC/DKIM tests via multiple test sites, DNS & reverse DNS work fine, no reputation sites I check complain about the domain... ARGH! #HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

and then, just as suddenly, while I am in the "measure twice cut once" phase of researching fixes and workarounds... it begins working again.

#HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

https://www.wired.com/story/hundreds-of-people-with-top-secret-clearance-exposed-by-house-democrats-website/

I'm working on a project - does anyone know of a way to query GoToSocial's API without an authorization token (mastodon-style)?

I'm trying to hit /api/v1/statuses/{id}/context - but it requires an application token, which in the context I'm using this I won't be able to provide (there's no client).

Thoughts?

#fediverse #gotosocial #api #headdesk

Bah, it is rather annoying when you go to fill out something and get to the end just to discover you need a damn sighted person. #ShakesAFist #HeadDesk

Ugh, 3 different screen readers and neither of them reads the complete file and each shows something different for a pdf file I need to fil out. #HeadDesk

@KJ7OFH #HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

OMG, seriously! #HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk I just went through all the forms for the boys for this school year and was just about to click on submit when the site decided it would crash. ***cries*** I am not, repeat, not, going through all of those again today!

“The person accidentally added to the group chat is not a law enforcement official or associated with the investigation in any way, and said they were added to it weeks ago and initially thought it was a series of spam messages.”

#HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/115028495194904783

oh good, let’s trade foolish and inflammatory statements #HeadDesk

https://mstdn.social/@GottaLaff/114954679810827848

@dave_cochran @AlidaAntonia @carnage4life I’ve always enjoyed this snap from 1920. we have known for a century and more how to stop an airborne vector, but…

#HeadDesk #HeadDesk #HeadDesk

these idiots have *still* not learned to use gov-issued tech to communicate, not Signal FFS #HeadDesk

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ai-tech-used-to-impersonate-rubio-in-messages-to-foreign-and-u-s-officials

I spent more hours than I'd like to count trying to work out how to use the new Maven central publishing API. Matt looks at it and goes, "it's just a single POST of a zip file with a bearer token, isn't it?" Well. Yeah. I guess. If you wanna actually, you know, *look* at the API. #headdesk

putting mwl.io back on apache behind caddy, so I can put anubis up there too.

Site now works in Chrome and Edge, but not in Firefox? 😭#headdesk

Docs: Perl's spreadsheet::read module relies on external parsers for formats, and so can read almost anything.

Me: Cool, I can use LibreOffice instead of Excel!

Spreadsheet::read: No parser found for ODS

Docs: I said ALMOST anything. #headdesk

@FreakyFwoof AH. #headdesk

Sorry, man.

tl;dr:
"zu unserem öffentlich zugänglichen archivgut haben wir jetzt ein findmittel, das nicht öffentlich zugänglich ist."
#headdesk

gemeindeschreiberin:
"Das Findmittel wurde erstellen.

Die Liste enthält Personennamen, welche Datengeschützt sind. Teilen Sie mir deshalb bitte mit, für was Sie das Findmittel möchten. Ich werde ihr Gesuch anschliessend an unsere Datenschutzstelle weiterleiten."

OMG, this is the worse, I mean absolute worse teacher I've ever had to deal with. Just 4 more days to go. I sent an email to the woman this morning and it was regarding field day that the boys had today. Guess when this woman chose to respond? She did not acknowledge my email until almost 7PM. WTF? #HeadDesk

Need a head to bang on the desk/wall/flat surface of your choice, but don't want to damage what's left of your brain?
You need a Jabberwock!
Instructions here:
https://deborah.makarios.nz/2014/04/20/hast-thou-slain-the-jabberwock-adventures-in-fantastical-taxidermy/
#stress #jabberwock #HeadDesk #craft

<showing old glamour-era Hollywood photos (1920s-30s) to younger person>

Them: Wow, she has perfect skin!
Me: Well, probably not. These were all touched up.
Them: Huh. I didn't know they had Photoshop back then.

Me: <headdesk>

#headdesk #glamour #photo #photoshop #airbrush #anachronism

how is it I let #ForgeOfEmpires suck up my time Yet Again

#HeadDesk