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  1. I was going to rant again against this or that, but I decided to not do that.

    Enjoy instead this recording of Mike trying to cancel a timer, and not getting satisfactory results:

    spectra.video/w/fM3yVNU1HEZMmv

    #Google #GoogleDevice #AIIsShit

  2. BTW, when I say papoon to a Google device, it hears papoose.

    Some ideas came up last night, so I decided to record them right away and set a reminder. The reminder is:

    "Return of the papoose."

    Close enough, I guess.

    #papoose #papoon #GoogleDevice

  3. From the bedroom: "Bing bing bing bing..."

    Oops. I forgot to cancel the alarm I had set to not nap too long.

    Me, to device in the office: "Hey Google! Cancel the timer."

    Device: "Sure, I'm canceling ***any*** alarms and timers on other devices. (Haha, as if...)"

    From the bedroom: "Fucking bing bing... fucking bing bing... Haha you thought you could silence me from the office, but guess what? I'm bloody doing what I want!"

    Me: [Walks to bedroom. Tosses the bloody device out the window!]

    :catangry:

    #GoogleDevice #Google #GoogleIsShit #alarm #timer

  4. Well... it finally happened.

    "Hey Google! How much time on the timer?"

    "There are 0 seconds remaining."

    😱

    Yep, I asked just as it was done. I was smooth as a banana peel!

    #coincidence #GoogleDevice #smooth #banana