#githubuptime — Public Fediverse posts
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🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨BREAKING: #GitHub sets a new record for the shortest streak of uninterrupted service—zero days! 😂 Apparently, maintaining uptime is as elusive as finding a unicorn 🦄.
https://github-incidents.pages.dev/ #Down #GitHubUptime #TechNews #SoftwareFail #Unicorns #HackerNews #ngated