#frankkellerman — Public Fediverse posts

When a retired cop walks into a foam party, he's not there to dance. Frank Kellerman finds himself outnumbered in the strobing chaos—but thirty years of chasing perps through Portland alleys taught him how to move when the ground's trying to kill you.

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http://fiveminuteobservations.com/2025/09/09/bad-math/