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From the same person who brought you #SocialistVampires - #OliFrost!
The Dragon of #ClimateChange
"There once was a terrible dragon
Whose name was climate change
He slept atop a mountain
As he'd done for an age'Til the king made the poor
mine the mount for gold
The dragon gave a scary roar
And out of bed he rolledLo! The dragon of climate change hath come
But slay the beast named greed and that dragon will be doneThe king lied to the peasants
He blamed the dragon on them
And sold them pointless weapons
So he could casheth inBut when flames razed the town
The folk saw through his scheme
'tis a wood house the dragon burns
But not your stone keepLo! The dragon of climate change hath come
But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be doneThe king summoned a mage
He said would end this chapter
He promised a spell called
Direct Air Carbon CaptureIt could keep the dragon away
While the gold forever grew
But soon they found out the mage
Was just the king's court foolLo! The dragon of climate change hath come but
But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be doneThe people marched from town
On horse the king fled
The dragon saw his shiny crown
And barbecued his headFolk shared the kingdom's riches
So they had all they need
The dragon's home was left alone
So he could get some sleepLo! The dragon of climate change was done.
But beware the beast named #greed or he won't gone for long"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXw9_m8fN-s
#OliFrost #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #Bardcore #MusicVideo #Humour #BigOilAndGas #CorporateGreed #FoolishKings #NoKings
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From the same person who brought you #SocialistVampires - #OliFrost!
The Dragon of #ClimateChange
"There once was a terrible dragon
Whose name was climate change
He slept atop a mountain
As he'd done for an age'Til the king made the poor
mine the mount for gold
The dragon gave a scary roar
And out of bed he rolledLo! The dragon of climate change hath come
But slay the beast named greed and that dragon will be doneThe king lied to the peasants
He blamed the dragon on them
And sold them pointless weapons
So he could casheth inBut when flames razed the town
The folk saw through his scheme
'tis a wood house the dragon burns
But not your stone keepLo! The dragon of climate change hath come
But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be doneThe king summoned a mage
He said would end this chapter
He promised a spell called
Direct Air Carbon CaptureIt could keep the dragon away
While the gold forever grew
But soon they found out the mage
Was just the king's court foolLo! The dragon of climate change hath come but
But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be doneThe people marched from town
On horse the king fled
The dragon saw his shiny crown
And barbecued his headFolk shared the kingdom's riches
So they had all they need
The dragon's home was left alone
So he could get some sleepLo! The dragon of climate change was done.
But beware the beast named #greed or he won't gone for long"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXw9_m8fN-s
#OliFrost #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #Bardcore #MusicVideo #Humour #BigOilAndGas #CorporateGreed #FoolishKings #NoKings