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  1. From the same person who brought you #SocialistVampires - #OliFrost!

    The Dragon of #ClimateChange

    "There once was a terrible dragon
    Whose name was climate change
    He slept atop a mountain
    As he'd done for an age

    'Til the king made the poor
    mine the mount for gold
    The dragon gave a scary roar
    And out of bed he rolled

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come
    But slay the beast named greed and that dragon will be done

    The king lied to the peasants
    He blamed the dragon on them
    And sold them pointless weapons
    So he could casheth in

    But when flames razed the town
    The folk saw through his scheme
    'tis a wood house the dragon burns
    But not your stone keep

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come
    But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

    The king summoned a mage
    He said would end this chapter
    He promised a spell called
    Direct Air Carbon Capture

    It could keep the dragon away
    While the gold forever grew
    But soon they found out the mage
    Was just the king's court fool

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come but
    But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

    The people marched from town
    On horse the king fled
    The dragon saw his shiny crown
    And barbecued his head

    Folk shared the kingdom's riches
    So they had all they need
    The dragon's home was left alone
    So he could get some sleep

    Lo! The dragon of climate change was done.
    But beware the beast named #greed or he won't gone for long"

    youtube.com/watch?v=dXw9_m8fN-s

    #OliFrost #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #Bardcore #MusicVideo #Humour #BigOilAndGas #CorporateGreed #FoolishKings #NoKings

  2. From the same person who brought you #SocialistVampires - #OliFrost!

    The Dragon of #ClimateChange

    "There once was a terrible dragon
    Whose name was climate change
    He slept atop a mountain
    As he'd done for an age

    'Til the king made the poor
    mine the mount for gold
    The dragon gave a scary roar
    And out of bed he rolled

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come
    But slay the beast named greed and that dragon will be done

    The king lied to the peasants
    He blamed the dragon on them
    And sold them pointless weapons
    So he could casheth in

    But when flames razed the town
    The folk saw through his scheme
    'tis a wood house the dragon burns
    But not your stone keep

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come
    But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

    The king summoned a mage
    He said would end this chapter
    He promised a spell called
    Direct Air Carbon Capture

    It could keep the dragon away
    While the gold forever grew
    But soon they found out the mage
    Was just the king's court fool

    Lo! The dragon of climate change hath come but
    But slay the beast named greed and the dragon will be done

    The people marched from town
    On horse the king fled
    The dragon saw his shiny crown
    And barbecued his head

    Folk shared the kingdom's riches
    So they had all they need
    The dragon's home was left alone
    So he could get some sleep

    Lo! The dragon of climate change was done.
    But beware the beast named #greed or he won't gone for long"

    youtube.com/watch?v=dXw9_m8fN-s

    #OliFrost #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #Bardcore #MusicVideo #Humour #BigOilAndGas #CorporateGreed #FoolishKings #NoKings