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Attention all citizens! The #FBI would like to remind you that Floridians are not your average house pets. While they may seem harmless, they can be incredibly dangerous when taken out of their natural habitat.
Do not be fooled by their bright and sunny exterior, as they have been known to cause chaos and destruction in their wake. From crazy traffic on I-95, to public displays of affection for alligators, these creatures should not be underestimated.
So, we advise everyone to steer clear of these wild animals and keep a safe distance at all times. Remember, a Floridian in its natural environment is a beautiful thing to behold, but a pet Floridian is a recipe for disaster.
#Floridians #Wildlife #StayAway #FBIWarnings