#facetious — Public Fediverse posts

@JackTheCat I am a firm believer that if a politician utilises any form of the phrase "there is no money for x" that their wages and expenses should be garnished until there is.

#incentivize
#PerformanceRelatedPay
#OOBSolutions
#BlueSkyThinking
#Facetious

But we all know that politics is just an enhanced internship, where the key representatives do the dance their paymaster requests.

That paymaster being not the electorate.

@JackTheCat I am a firm believer that if a politician utilises any form of the phrase "there is no money for x" that their wages and expenses should be garnished until there is.

#incentivize
#PerformanceRelatedPay
#OOBSolutions
#BlueSkyThinking
#Facetious

But we all know that politics is just an enhanced internship, where the key representatives do the dance their paymaster requests.

That paymaster being not the electorate.

@bittner You want to get in the way of a billionaire exercising his right to make billions more?! Government overreach! Communist! #facetious

@johnshirley2024 Because the market is so good at solving our problems! #facetious

@jerry But the poor guy has been surrounded by useful idiots giving him a god complex most of his adult life. Take it easy on the guy! #facetious

@dancingtreefrog We can't let them go under! What about the shareholders? #facetious

@hudsonplaskoff So tough. I look at that photo and I feel the alpha testosterone coursing through my veins, rendering me more aan than I've ever been. #facetious

@joshsternberg But then that party may call them names and grant no further interviews with them!

#facetious
#ThatShipHasDefinitelySailed

@ariadne I was being #facetious. Having kids in this system who, every year, are prompted to write essays for a family who is openly racist is the furthest thing from CUTE. It has made me cringe since he became governor. This year I half expected them to change the prompt to real American history or some white washed BS.

This gets cuter and cuter every year. #facetious

https://www.flgov.com/2023/01/13/florida-launches-2023-black-history-month-student-and-educator-contests/