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  1. So there I was, just relaxing in my #LaZBoy recliner, reading a book, minding my business… When along came #AleisterMeowley and #EdgarAllanPurr, the meanest [looking] #cats in town.

    Well, they took one look at me, determined that I had not met my daily #KittyQuota, and decided to #ExtractPayment immediately. Before I even knew what was happening, they had pinned me to the chair, and my fate was sealed.

    If you're reading this, please #SendHalp! I'm #BigHeckin stuck in a #CatTrap! 😻😻

    #CatsOfMastodon #DevonRex
    @likeawednesday