#explainafilmplotbadly — Public Fediverse posts
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Former mercenary has a bad day, and then so does everyone else.
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Former mercenary has a bad day, and then so does everyone else.
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Former mercenary has a bad day, and then so does everyone else.
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Former mercenary has a bad day, and then so does everyone else.
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Former mercenary has a bad day, and then so does everyone else.
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L.A. Cop hunts down and murders out of state tourist.
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Misunderstood war veteran emotes.
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Waitress gets pregnant by unborn son’s best friend.
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Vampires love to sing and dance.
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@GayDeceiver young girl in a new country kills the first person she encounters, then teams up with three strangers to kill again #notMine also #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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The Rip : Money-sniffing dog has an exciting night
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Caught Stealing: Cat switches servants and has some adventures.
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Perfectly innocent office Christmas party ruined by heist gone wrong.
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Santa Claus: Self-centered, work-obsessed toy executive manchild who feels burdened by parenthood, is overcome by the myth he embodies, and actually becomes a parent.
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Sister deals with her snot of a brother.
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Robocop: A policeman dies but is forced to still go to work by techbros.
Yacked from @yassie_j
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Fully paid Parisian Christmas vacation ruined by spoiled, snotty little bratt.
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Office Christmas party ruined when disgruntled cop reacts badly and goes postal on uninvited guests.
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Widower befriends jerk ... shenanigans ensue.
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New neighbours insist on gentrifying the neighbourhood and causing trouble for a single mother and her large family.
She tries to calm tensions by playing host and having them for dinner.
Hijinks ensue.
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POC law officer protects racist townsfolk from racist, corrupt government officials, gets to shag a white woman though. Assisted by his trusted alky sidekick, a washed up white hoodlum.
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A billionaire internalizes the violent actions of the desperate poor as direct attacks against his right to exist so his butler makes things for him to beat them up with
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Nazis seek out and find Ark of the Covenant, open it and all die supernatural deaths.
(There's also a man in fedora hat and woman he vaguely knows who have no relevance to the plot.)
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Nazis piss off the space-time continuum.
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Nazis make aliens mad.
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Nazis make wrong choice with religious artifact.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lounge singer gets dirty.
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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark: Nazis make Hebrew deity mad.
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Plur1bus — Curmudgeon hates change.
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Becky: Middle School girl deals with the death of her father the best way she knows how.
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Truckers pick up a nasty hitchhiker.
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“Farm boy travels to a mining community and confronts his estranged father.”
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly