#douchecanoe — Public Fediverse posts
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Trump's motorcade drove on newly painted reflecting pool?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-motorcade-reflecting-pool/
"In short, the claim is true and the images are authentic. In early May 2026, after the pool was repainted dark blue and before the NPS began to refill it with water, a White House official posted a video showing Trump's motorcade driving though the landmark. Snopes contacted the White House to ask about the purpose of the drive across the pool. We will update this article if we receive a response." #douchecanoe -
No, you silly, stupid sonofabitch my oldest son, killed in action in Iraq nearly 20 years ago when the uparmored Humvee he was the gunner for was hit with an improvised explosive device, is actually still quite dead and not doing any type of “walking around” with or without legs. 😳
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No, you silly, stupid sonofabitch my oldest son, killed in action in Iraq nearly 20 years ago when the uparmored Humvee he was the gunner for was hit with an improvised explosive device, is actually still quite dead and not doing any type of “walking around” with or without legs. 😳
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The key is deflection and focusing on intent.
No one cares about your intent, unless you wish to equivocate about your apology itself.
"Today I know I did something that looked like a deliberate collection of the child's souvenir.
"This was not my intention, but it doesn't change the fact I hurt the boy and disappointed the fans.”
Total #douchecanoe
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Poster: "You wouldn't download a fully-laden douchecanoe."
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Poster: "You wouldn't download a fully-laden douchecanoe."
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Something to whet your appetite: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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Something to whet your appetite: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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@tantramar That too! I also have a particular disdain for the phrase “mouth-feel” when talking about food texture. 🤢 #douchecanoe
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@tantramar That too! I also have a particular disdain for the phrase “mouth-feel” when talking about food texture. 🤢 #douchecanoe
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Today's fantastic find: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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Today's fantastic find: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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@Decad3nce
They already have a badge for it!
#Tesla #DoucheCanoe -
@Decad3nce
They already have a badge for it!
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this week saw the expressive word #douchecanoe in two different places, after having spent many deprived decades on this planet without encountering it. i just hope it means what i think it means
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Well #today is #FollowBackFriday. So I ran down my list of followers and #FollowBack 'd those whom I was not already following.
Strange how I've been here since the first #birdsite exodus and I've only had to block one user (they were a real #douchecanoe). And I think I've reached #criticalmass of accounts followed - my Home feed fills up faster than I can read it all and its all mostly interesting, funny or creative. Guess I follow a bunch of interesting people.
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Well #today is #FollowBackFriday. So I ran down my list of followers and #FollowBack 'd those whom I was not already following.
Strange how I've been here since the first #birdsite exodus and I've only had to block one user (they were a real #douchecanoe). And I think I've reached #criticalmass of accounts followed - my Home feed fills up faster than I can read it all and its all mostly interesting, funny or creative. Guess I follow a bunch of interesting people.
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People can't pay their rent on a full-time salary? Who cares.
It will be harder to create a sprawling retail business to become super-rich? #SOCIAISM IS TEARING DOWN THE WALLS!!!
What--and I cannot stress this enough--the fuck.
#capitalist #fuckwittery brought to you by that one Home Depot #douchecanoe
