#douchecanoe — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #douchecanoe, aggregated by home.social.
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No, you silly, stupid sonofabitch my oldest son, killed in action in Iraq nearly 20 years ago when the uparmored Humvee he was the gunner for was hit with an improvised explosive device, is actually still quite dead and not doing any type of “walking around” with or without legs. 😳
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Poster: "You wouldn't download a fully-laden douchecanoe."
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Something to whet your appetite: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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@tantramar That too! I also have a particular disdain for the phrase “mouth-feel” when talking about food texture. 🤢 #douchecanoe
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Today's fantastic find: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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You won't see this anywhere else: Pin Buttons - Get Your Shit Together See it here: https://wavytail.etsy.com/listing/1520381478/pin-buttons-magnets-1-get-your-shit?click_key=427b5052fa6df12bb98c666e6611d4cfb052f375%3A1520381478&click_sum=22089144 #douchecanoe #noshit
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@Decad3nce
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Well #today is #FollowBackFriday. So I ran down my list of followers and #FollowBack 'd those whom I was not already following.
Strange how I've been here since the first #birdsite exodus and I've only had to block one user (they were a real #douchecanoe). And I think I've reached #criticalmass of accounts followed - my Home feed fills up faster than I can read it all and its all mostly interesting, funny or creative. Guess I follow a bunch of interesting people.
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People can't pay their rent on a full-time salary? Who cares.
It will be harder to create a sprawling retail business to become super-rich? #SOCIAISM IS TEARING DOWN THE WALLS!!!
What--and I cannot stress this enough--the fuck.
#capitalist #fuckwittery brought to you by that one Home Depot #douchecanoe
