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  1. :

    //katˈstāp(ə)l/.
    verb
    past tense: catstapled; past participle: catstapled

    to be attached or secured with a cat.

    "Mark had remained in the same position for three hours straight because his 10-lb feline Bertha had catstapled him to the sofa."

    (The above is a common occurrence in our household.🤣 Feel free to borrow this expression I've coined as it comes in handy. is a related phenomenon.)

  2. #WordOfTheDay: #catstaple

    //katˈstāp(ə)l/.
    verb
    past tense: catstapled; past participle: catstapled

    to be attached or secured with a cat.

    "Mark had remained in the same position for three hours straight because his 10-lb feline Bertha had catstapled him to the sofa."

    (The above is a common occurrence in our household.🤣 Feel free to borrow this expression I've coined as it comes in handy. #Dogstapling is a related phenomenon.)

    #cats #humor #catsofmastodon #dogs #dogsofmastodon #newword

  3. #WordOfTheDay: #catstaple

    //katˈstāp(ə)l/.
    verb
    past tense: catstapled; past participle: catstapled

    to be attached or secured with a cat.

    "Mark had remained in the same position for three hours straight because his 10-lb feline Bertha had catstapled him to the sofa."

    (The above is a common occurrence in our household.🤣 Feel free to borrow this expression I've coined as it comes in handy. #Dogstapling is a related phenomenon.)

    #cats #humor #catsofmastodon #dogs #dogsofmastodon #newword

  4. #WordOfTheDay: #catstaple

    //katˈstāp(ə)l/.
    verb
    past tense: catstapled; past participle: catstapled

    to be attached or secured with a cat.

    "Mark had remained in the same position for three hours straight because his 10-lb feline Bertha had catstapled him to the sofa."

    (The above is a common occurrence in our household.🤣 Feel free to borrow this expression I've coined as it comes in handy. #Dogstapling is a related phenomenon.)

    #cats #humor #catsofmastodon #dogs #dogsofmastodon #newword

  5. #WordOfTheDay: #catstaple

    //katˈstāp(ə)l/.
    verb
    past tense: catstapled; past participle: catstapled

    to be attached or secured with a cat.

    "Mark had remained in the same position for three hours straight because his 10-lb feline Bertha had catstapled him to the sofa."

    (The above is a common occurrence in our household.🤣 Feel free to borrow this expression I've coined as it comes in handy. #Dogstapling is a related phenomenon.)

    #cats #humor #catsofmastodon #dogs #dogsofmastodon #newword