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Meanwhile in Hell (somewhere in Michigan I'm sure):

*****👁️✡︎******
Stalin's Market
Analsysts
General Sales
Kickoff
2026
*****👁️✡︎******

😈: Quiet, quiet. I'd like to bring this meeting to order. We're sorry we had to bring you all in like this under false pretenses
👹: What's going on Stan? I was just at your kids birthday
😈: I said quiet Stan. We were all at my kids birthday, it was at your mom's house. Word came up from downstairs, we lost the Anthropic account and Sam's pissed. He's going to take us off his OpenAI account too if we can't get sales back up. I have to let half of you go. Revenue tanked once they learned about our little RHLF trick
👹: But why'd you have to make us drive all the way to Montana to a dude ranch to tell us?
👿: Boss said take them to the worst place in the world and Denny's was oddly closed

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🤙: New engine who dis?
🪿: 🪩 🥤

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This is the problem with building from the bottom up...

occasionally you're missing a branch...
occasionally you wander out on one you didn't expect when you started...

[which is which is to be determined by where you end up]

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Tools should be isomorphic, you never know who's going to need them or how

Designed properly, it's simple. Everything lives in the API, the clients are just veneers

[like Jimmy Carr's teeth]

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How's that for a peek up a poor man's skirt?

Just peeks all the way to paradise

[or a-ha... its isomorphic]

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🧦 PIPPI - Pipeline Inspector and Interactive Processor Interface 🧦

That is a lovely thing to have done

We've got a session browser now

In Wanderland, fences are first class functions

In Wanderland, ```pipeline fences chain fences into background executions

In Wanderland, ```graphnode fences chain fences into foreground executions

They all execute in the same session provider now. Each execution tracked in lovingly event sourced detail.

Edges are friends not foes

Caching is just a matter of pointing to the appropriate session

[git checkout yesterdays-run]

Nice

Now we can play an entire game of goose pong in a web page (if we remember to turn off caching first that is, otherwise it's a lot of ping without any point)

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Well hello there Ms Cache, how are you today?

Unified execution context is a lovely piece of machinery

All fence executions are cached, regardless of caller. All come through the same door, first guy in lights the stove, everyone else takes their boots off and basks in the warmth of a cache it

Nice

Also, new me seems to love a brutalist typewriter theme... sorry

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Oh my goodness

"""
I love lantern
"""
--- Ricky Bobby or summin

===

Finally got sick of the full fat SPA on mobile for Oculus

[This guy really loves his blog]

Had a nice blog lying around, 11ty makes server side composition easy, now I can use the same interface for me and the wild 🪿

No more mangling URLs in a wee too small URL bar

Just click the header or any of the links

And pretty

[Finally got around to fixing the mermaid theme too]

We're calling it lantern for obvious reasons

[Gestures at the collection of FloNi memorabilia]

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🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰

I love this game

Y'all remember 🍪🫙 Project Cookie Jar 🫙🍪 ?

I need to demo a forecasting funnel, run multiple algorithms on the same same data set

Diff the results

So we run our favourite data funnel

Run it a few times

Diff the results

If it works the for the absurd case, it'll surely work for your business case

[call me shirley, I might like it]

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