#curmudgeonry — Public Fediverse posts

Today in history 1324: William of Ockham shaves every man in Ockham who does not shave himself.

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Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. McGuire: Blockchains. #Curmudgeonry

It's people! Pumpkin spice is people! #Curmudgeonry

Yes ... that's a good blue heron. A pretty good blue heron ... but ... well ... sorry ... #Curmudgeonry

Yes ... that's a good blue heron. A pretty good blue heron ... but ... well ... sorry ...

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Today in history 1324: William of Ockham shaves every man in Ockham who does not shave himself. #Curmudgeonry

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When the lion came to, he licked his wounds, then slowly got back up, limped up to the elephant, and said, "Well, just because you don't know the answer, that's no reason to get nasty!", and hobbled back to his den.

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The elephant turned around and looked down at the lion. Then she wrapped her trunk around him, picked him up, slammed him into a tree a few times, then dropped him on his head. Then she turned back around and rejoined the herd.

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By then, morning had turned to afternoon. The lion went down to the bank of a river where a herd of elephants was bathing. He walked up behind one of the elephants and roared, "Who's the King of the Jungle?"

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"You are, Your Majesty!", the gazelle replied. The lion nodded and the gazelle bounded away.

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After a while the lion spied a gazelle grazing in a valley. He crept down within ten yards of the gazelle and roared, "Who's the King of the Jungle?"

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The hare, paralyzed with fear, stammered, "You are, Your Majesty!" The lion nodded and the hare scampered away.

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A few feet from his den, he saw a hare nibbling on some grass. He sneaked up on the hare and roared, "Who's the King of the Jungle?" 2/8

A lion woke up one morning, not too long ago, in a really bad mood. So he decided to go for a stroll and survey his domain.

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I can’t imagine why anyone would want to own a lib. We eat like pigs for openers, we have weird tastes in music, films and television, and most of us snore. #Curmudgeonry

Never attribute to incompetence that which can be explained by racketeering. #Curmudgeonry

Never attribute to incompetence that which can be explained by racketeering.

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For he's a bloody bad felon,
For he's a bloody bad felon,
For he's a bloody bad felon---
That nobody can deny!

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Serious question - who is smarter, Donald Trump or ChatGPT?

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Delusions of grandeur, if not confronted, invariably lead to delusions of competence.

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"This allocates a very large framebuffer and is most likely to succeed the earlier it is attempted." docs.circuitpython.org/en/latest/sh... Note to self: get up at 3 AM to allocate a very large framebuffer. #Curmudgeonry

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It's people like Elon Musk that make incompetent drug-addled fascist narcissists look bad. #Curmudgeonry

It's people like Elon Musk that make incompetent drug-addled fascist narcissists look bad.

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September 27, 1908 - An angry mob with torches and pitchforks gathers outside the Ford Motor Company Piquette Avenue Plant in Detroit. As Henry Ford watches the first Model T emerge from the plant, the crowd starts chanting ... #Curmudgeonry

Inside of you, there are two wolves, a horse, a cow, a pig, a goat, a dog, a cat, a bird, a spider and a fly. But I don't know why you swallowed the fly. Perhaps you'll die. #Curmudgeonry

Actually, this is my twelfth rodeo. #Curmudgeonry

"General Tso's Chicken" has always sounded to me like an insult one of his enemies hurled at him in the heat of battle. #Curmudgeonry

What's up with "Eat the Rich?" I mean, there's not a whole lot left after you clean them!

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