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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/gibbys-backhand
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GIBBY'S BACKHAND
Evocation cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
A manifestation of magical force in the form of hand briefly appears in front of one creature you can see within range and strikes it with a sharp slap. The target takes 1 force damage.

Ezrin's Notes:
To the author of this spell: you are not fooling anyone with that pseudonym. You might as well step up and claim it.
The sorcerer who […]

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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/earworm
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EARWORM
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V or S
D: Concent, 10 min
You implant a short, irritating tune in the mind of one creature you can see within range. As part of casting this spell, you must audibly perform the tune you wish to implant, such as by whistling, humming, singing, or playing it on a musical instrument with which you are proficient.
The target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On […]

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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zemdor/
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ZEMDOR
Conjuration cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Touch
C: V,S
D: Inst
You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1ft on a side. Two additional sheets of paper appear next to it. Each new sheet bears the same text, markings, layout, and blank spaces as the original at the moment you cast the spell, as well as an obvious watermark reading “Triplicate”. […]

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