#corpolife — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #corpolife, aggregated by home.social.
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Evidence that a dev shop's priorities are broken:
- Most everyone's time is spent fixing critical issues or bugs.
- No one person has a grasp on how everything works together.
- Devs spend more time unblocking simple tasks than designing or writing. And it's always the environment or lack of institutional knoweldge.
- Zero investment in learning or training.
- Not fixing existing problems while implementing asynchronous queues, LLM integration, and GraphQL. -
I know "Inactivated" is an actual legitimate word, but my brain irrationally screams ,"Deactivated!" every time I see it in an email. #linguistics #CorpoLife
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Once more no net...gotta love companies making deals with complexes and removing choice from a customer.
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You should work here! We have great Infrastructure and IT Support! Everything you need is provided!
/Sarcasm
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Apprentice: there is no work here anymore
Me: no, there is work. They just crashed the motivation and the organization and it doesn't get done now
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Is late #capitalism masochism a thing?
Because I enjoy suffering doing hard work and not getting paid enough somehow and don't know how to call that.Or maybe I am just in love with dystopian worlds and live in one
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Ich habe taktische Werkzeugtaschen gefunden
https://www.engelbert-strauss.de/e-s-tool-concept-hafttaschen-system/
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Today in #CorpoLife I got a free can of Coke.
There were some fruits delivered, but my coworkers ate all of them and I didn't get any. -
The computer stopped working. The room temperature is 60°C next to it. The metal on it is so hot I burn my hands on it while trying to get to the cooling system for checks.
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Sent a meeting invite to like 300 people with “reply requested” turned on. RIP my inbox.
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People who schedule a 30min meeting at the 15min mark in the hour are going to hell.
If you’re going to fuck my calendar you should buy it flowers and a steak first.