#confessionsbyannoyingpeople — Public Fediverse posts
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I use actual Florida oranges in my spray tan.
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I can't help coyote-splaining how my super genius and use of the very latest cutting edge technology will provide me with a fine dining experience featuring stuffed Runner of Road. I must stress that so-called first-hand accounts of my blowing myself to smithereens or plummeting from a cliff to an untimely death are erroneous, specious, and unproveable.
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People appreciate it so much when I carefully count out exact change. I mean it seems these days no one has pennies any more. Those small details are the most important ones, don't you think?
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#ConfessionsByAnnoyingPeopleThere was this ONE time when I thought I was wrong--but I was mistaken.
--Donald Trump -
Oh master, master, far be it from me to introduce a vexatious matter of such trivial import, notwithstanding your very high and may I say noble elevation and rank and my deepest and most humble - may I say very humble - gratitude for the beneficent sprinklings you deign to bestow upon my horrible and worthless presence, but I am compelled to confess that my prolix and verbose discourse has been in a word redundant
Your ‘umble servant
Uriah Heep
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I like to correctly seem to misuse words.
The affect effected upon people by an effective 'affect' is quite an effect.
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The Dunning-Kruger effect is overstated. We overstepped our level of competence. -- Dunning & Kruger
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I come to a dead stop, THEN signal, THEN execute my right turn, in order to give you plenty of time to contemplate my Jesus fish
In case that's what finally 'saves' you
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(Posted by a very annoyed #Episcopalian who tries to drive in a way that will COMMEND the sentiments on my bumper)
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#ConfessionsByAnnoyingPeople is now trending across Mastodon
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It's fun to annoy parents -- Teletubbies
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I’m really only a tangelo.
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I beat you to that toot because I have no life. -- some guy with a mouse avatar
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I just want to hug and squeeze a pet and not have them run away
Elmyra
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Yes. I am losing my hearing but like to make my teenage children think they mumble. If I don't acknowledge the hearing loss then I'm not getting older.
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“I was able to kill Roe v. Wade.”
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You can handle the truth. I can't handle being baited. -- Donald Trump / Col. Nathan Jessup
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I'm truly more sexually attracted to men. But must hide the fact by aggressively chasing the women, no?
- Pepe LePew
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I drive 40 mph in the left lane with my turn signal blinking on purpose.
