#codeconfusion — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #codeconfusion, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀 #Microsoft just dropped a 'groundbreaking' model that runs on local CPUs, which is a bit like putting a Ferrari engine in a tricycle. 🚲💥 Meanwhile, #GitHub rebrands as the ultimate #AI code laundromat, but remember kids, AI can't fix bad code—only make it confusingly faster. 🤖💻
https://github.com/microsoft/BitNet #Rebrand #LocalCPUs #CodeConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
BREAKING: Obscure '80s language resuscitated to annoy JavaScript developers 🚑💾. Now you can write verbose, outdated code and compile it to JavaScript for maximum confusion 🤪. For those who want to reminisce about the "good old" days of programming, but in a cutting-edge IDE, because irony is dead. 🧟♀️💻
https://small-js.org/Home/Home.html #80sProgramming #JavaScriptRescue #CodeConfusion #NostalgiaTechIrony #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Zig's new IO interface is here to make you feel like a caveman trying to program a VCR. 📼 The author, valiantly battling their IQ, discovered Zig's documentation is as helpful as a soggy cereal box. 🥣 If you're upgrading libraries, bring a flashlight – you'll need it to navigate this dark abyss of code confusion. 😂
https://www.openmymind.net/Im-Too-Dumb-For-Zigs-New-IO-Interface/ #ZigIOInterface #CavemanProgramming #CodeConfusion #DocumentationStruggles #UpgradeLibraries #HackerNews #ngated -
Look, someone decided to mumble through a "refactoring" of Clojure code like they're inventing string theory, but with worse syntax. 🤯 Who knew you needed a PhD in hieroglyphics to understand a text generator that isn't even generating any laughs? 😂 Let's all pretend we're impressed while clutching our Lisp parentheses for dear life. 🙄
https://www.orsolabs.com/post/refactoring-clojure-1/ #ClojureRefactoring #MumblingCoding #TextGenerator #LispHumor #CodeConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Look, someone decided to mumble through a "refactoring" of Clojure code like they're inventing string theory, but with worse syntax. 🤯 Who knew you needed a PhD in hieroglyphics to understand a text generator that isn't even generating any laughs? 😂 Let's all pretend we're impressed while clutching our Lisp parentheses for dear life. 🙄
https://www.orsolabs.com/post/refactoring-clojure-1/ #ClojureRefactoring #MumblingCoding #TextGenerator #LispHumor #CodeConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Look, someone decided to mumble through a "refactoring" of Clojure code like they're inventing string theory, but with worse syntax. 🤯 Who knew you needed a PhD in hieroglyphics to understand a text generator that isn't even generating any laughs? 😂 Let's all pretend we're impressed while clutching our Lisp parentheses for dear life. 🙄
https://www.orsolabs.com/post/refactoring-clojure-1/ #ClojureRefactoring #MumblingCoding #TextGenerator #LispHumor #CodeConfusion #HackerNews #ngated -
Look, someone decided to mumble through a "refactoring" of Clojure code like they're inventing string theory, but with worse syntax. 🤯 Who knew you needed a PhD in hieroglyphics to understand a text generator that isn't even generating any laughs? 😂 Let's all pretend we're impressed while clutching our Lisp parentheses for dear life. 🙄
https://www.orsolabs.com/post/refactoring-clojure-1/ #ClojureRefactoring #MumblingCoding #TextGenerator #LispHumor #CodeConfusion #HackerNews #ngated