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  1. unusual

    yet most disappointing was #Clever; the charger that was broken a week ago wasn't fixed!

  2. @argv_minus_one @agowa338 @hotelzululima @freya
    (A rollercoster ride of phone repair but have to say in short: AVOID GOOGLE!)

    That choice of *buying* a #GOOGLE phone (even 2nd hand) is #dilemma which we should avoid...

    Even with backing from @GrapheneOS /
    #GrapheneOS it's still an iconic representation of #trust of wrong people / hardware / traps etc...

    If a Google #update can 80-100% #brick a #phone (causing trouble even for the #clever ones here)

    then F-that and anyway "it's Google!" !

  3. @argv_minus_one @agowa338 @hotelzululima @freya
    (A rollercoster ride of phone repair but have to say in short: AVOID GOOGLE!)

    That choice of *buying* a #GOOGLE phone (even 2nd hand) is #dilemma which we should avoid...

    Even with backing from @GrapheneOS /
    #GrapheneOS it's still an iconic representation of #trust of wrong people / hardware / traps etc...

    If a Google #update can 80-100% #brick a #phone (causing trouble even for the #clever ones here)

    then F-that and anyway "it's Google!" !

  4. #nine member #rap group 'wu tang clan' said it best in a hit #song named c.r.e.a.m. = cash rules everything around me. Couldn't have come up with anything more #clever.

  5. #nine member #rap group 'wu tang clan' said it best in a hit #song named c.r.e.a.m. = cash rules everything around me. Couldn't have come up with anything more #clever.

  6. #TimeTravelingGhost EP 10: Post 103 1191, Nicosia, Cyprus

    #Wss366 Stream #TimeTravelAuthors 05/27. Wednesday POST-SIZED snippet (optional word: clever/smart)

    While waiting for Emily to return, I reviewed what I knew about twelfth-century Christianity, particularly Byzantine and Coptic traditions. It took far less time than I would have preferred.

    After exhausting my knowledge of Eastern Orthodox faiths, I sat back and enjoyed the evening breeze #streaming in off the veranda. The faint mix of citrus and blooming flowers was relaxing, and I fell into a reverie.

    I could see Emily grimacing as she lost a trick at pinochle or laughing as she beat me at cards. It was the same smile she would flash when I snuck her a tidbit of food in a restaurant. Her smiles were generous. There was nothing shy about them, with a boldness that was unafraid to break into a grin or a grimace. She was a #clever woman, quick with snark or a witty comeback. Except for that hint of jealousy I’d seen, she made a great travel companion.

    I was lost in those thoughts until she returned with news.

    “The girl’s name is Zoe, and she’s quite taken with you. She even picked some white flowers for you. She swears she saw you walk through the courtyard wall, a miracle. The tutor has tried to dissuade her from this, but she insists. She calls you a saint and says she wants to be a nun. She has a bit of spirit, that one. The father seemed tolerant but not thrilled by this.”

    She paused.

    “….”

    “There was brief talk of you being a demon, and even though they haven’t mentioned the mask, they have noticed and wonder what it signifies.”

    “It’s good that you signed yourself and prayed to the icon of the Theotokos. That, along with your ‘saintly’ carriage, has convinced them to accept you as a foreign pilgrim blessed by the saints. The mother compared you to a desert hermit who is too pious to show their face. If you’re careful, you may carry it off.”

    “I see,” I said. “Overall, that’s good. Let me adjust this mask to be more humble.” So saying, I roughened the mask, obliterating the smile and other embellishments; leaving only the crown of thorns.

    Emily nodded and then suddenly said, “Oh, and they are planning to fete you. Sometimes I wish I had a material body like yours.”

    “I’ll get you a doggy bag,” I said as she finished up.

    “Charming.”

    It was my turn to laugh. Her wrinkled nose was so cute.

    #TootFic #NMFic #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #Serial #Slowburn #Yuri

  7. #TimeTravelingGhost EP 10: Post 103 1191, Nicosia, Cyprus

    #Wss366 Stream #TimeTravelAuthors 05/27. Wednesday POST-SIZED snippet (optional word: clever/smart)

    While waiting for Emily to return, I reviewed what I knew about twelfth-century Christianity, particularly Byzantine and Coptic traditions. It took far less time than I would have preferred.

    After exhausting my knowledge of Eastern Orthodox faiths, I sat back and enjoyed the evening breeze #streaming in off the veranda. The faint mix of citrus and blooming flowers was relaxing, and I fell into a reverie.

    I could see Emily grimacing as she lost a trick at pinochle or laughing as she beat me at cards. It was the same smile she would flash when I snuck her a tidbit of food in a restaurant. Her smiles were generous. There was nothing shy about them, with a boldness that was unafraid to break into a grin or a grimace. She was a #clever woman, quick with snark or a witty comeback. Except for that hint of jealousy I’d seen, she made a great travel companion.

    I was lost in those thoughts until she returned with news.

    “The girl’s name is Zoe, and she’s quite taken with you. She even picked some white flowers for you. She swears she saw you walk through the courtyard wall, a miracle. The tutor has tried to dissuade her from this, but she insists. She calls you a saint and says she wants to be a nun. She has a bit of spirit, that one. The father seemed tolerant but not thrilled by this.”

    She paused.

    “….”

    “There was brief talk of you being a demon, and even though they haven’t mentioned the mask, they have noticed and wonder what it signifies.”

    “It’s good that you signed yourself and prayed to the icon of the Theotokos. That, along with your ‘saintly’ carriage, has convinced them to accept you as a foreign pilgrim blessed by the saints. The mother compared you to a desert hermit who is too pious to show their face. If you’re careful, you may carry it off.”

    “I see,” I said. “Overall, that’s good. Let me adjust this mask to be more humble.” So saying, I roughened the mask, obliterating the smile and other embellishments; leaving only the crown of thorns.

    Emily nodded and then suddenly said, “Oh, and they are planning to fete you. Sometimes I wish I had a material body like yours.”

    “I’ll get you a doggy bag,” I said as she finished up.

    “Charming.”

    It was my turn to laugh. Her wrinkled nose was so cute.

    #TootFic #NMFic #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #Serial #Slowburn #Yuri

  8. Eat Cheap
    by Kevin Ahern

    Ramen noodles
    You should try it
    Great for every
    Low salary diet

    #funny #fun #humor #humour #silly #comedy #verse #poetry #creative #clever

  9. High Seize
    by Kevin Ahern

    Blackbeard’s slogan
    Gotta admire it
    Proclaims that God
    Is his co-pirate

    #funny, #fun, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #clever, #blackbeard, #God, #pirate

  10. Time Whys
    by Kevin Ahern

    A bit of future
    I need to borrow
    Stuck here in the past
    Of tomorrow

    #funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #clever, #silly

  11. 🤖 Oh, the irony! The #AI that knows everything forgets everything in the blink of a new chat. OpenClaw's "memory" #system is like a #goldfish with a Post-it note: #clever #engineering to fake intelligence while the model is blissfully unaware. 💡✨
    db0.ai/blog/how-openclaw-memor #irony #memory #artificialintelligence #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🤖 Oh, the irony! The #AI that knows everything forgets everything in the blink of a new chat. OpenClaw's "memory" #system is like a #goldfish with a Post-it note: #clever #engineering to fake intelligence while the model is blissfully unaware. 💡✨
    db0.ai/blog/how-openclaw-memor #irony #memory #artificialintelligence #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🐷 Das Schwein
    🧠🌿 cleverer Genießer
    💡 Schweine gelten als sehr intelligent und lernen schnell
    📜 "Darf ich Mama zu dir sagen?"

    #kindeko #holzliebe #tierliebe #welchestierbistdu #teamschwein #schweineliebe #geniesser #clever

  14. I saw him in the airport rental car centre, and I asked if I could take a picture. Amid the tech-traveler style at SFO back then, this one stood out:

    #itswhatsinsidethatcounts #jesus #intel #sfo #travelphotography #intelinside #clever #coolshirts

  15. Frau: Ich interessiere mich für Meditation.

    Ich: Auf dem Kindle ist ein Buch darüber.

    Frau: Man kann Meditation aus einem Buch lernen?

    Ich: Man kann ALLES aus Büchern lernen. 🧐

    Frau: Auch.......

    Ich: ...

    Frau: ... Lesen? 😼

    #bücher #lesen #Literatur #lernen #meditation #witz #humor #clever #smart #outsmarted

  16. @noondlyt I always like to credit people when they are clever and funny, especially when the person isn't there to hear me laugh, say "HA!" You can't hear me thinking "Good one!" so that is why I wrote you. I know you are a real person, not an Ai or a bot & you deserve praise for you writing.

    #clever #creativity #HashtagGames

  17. The Deep Space Network antennas at TIdbinbilla are receiving data from Voyager 1, a light day away.

    Some #clever #people doing #good things.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra

  18. @ScienceScholar
    We have the innate immune system, and we have the adaptive immune system, which we have known how to give hints and references, and encourage, for a century and a half, and now we are heading toward an overlay of direct instructions to immune components, an engineered immune system. But there is probably a better name for that upper layer.
    #clever #scirnce #immune

  19. Puss In Boots was fairly clever, but Puss In No Boots has Mensa-level smarts keeping those paws dry on a rainy, wet Caturday Saturday!

    #cat #cats #Caturday #Saturday #pussinboots #pussinnoboots #clever #smart #soundon #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats #funny

  20. 🤔 Intriguing talk starting now!

    "A(i) Modest Proposal"
    A clever play on Swift's classic satire meets modern AI! What thoughtful suggestions await us in this uniquely titled session?

    Prepare for some intellectual intrigue! 🧠

  21. Quote by @thelinuxEXP from today's Mint 22.2 review:
    "Pretty clever, really useful, nice, little graphical tool, it's the Mint way basically"

    I don't think there's a better sentence, describing @linuxmint